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Spacedicks

A TRUE AMERICAN HERO
ADORABLE FUCKING KITTENS.
GOT A NEW JEWISH PIANO
I CAN SEE FOREVER
MY GIRLFRIEND IS NICE TO MY LITTLE BROTHER WHEN HE COMES OVER
I MADE MY OWN POCKET PUSSY
FUCK OFF GREEN LANTERN, THIS CUNT OWNS THE TOWN NOW
DINNERS SERVED CUNTPUNCHERS
IM DONE FOOLING YOU CUNTPUNCHERS. HERE'S RICK PERRY DEEP-THROATING A CORNDOG IN DICKTOWN
CONFESSIONS OF A HUMAN HOTDOG
I HADN'T JACKED OFF IN OVER A YEAR.
SOMETIEMS YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PUSSY
SUP BRO
THE CUTEST REPOST YOU WILL SEE ALL DAY
it's my granpappy's 32nd birthday. wish him well fauxgets
ONCE PER WEEK
CUTTING UP SOME SAUSAGES FOR YOU FAGETS
Dat Ass.
UNIPORN? PORNICORN? OH, FUCK IT
Squirtle used water gun!
FIRST [F]AGET PICK. BE GENTLE.
she has a powerful space helmet thats fagetproof
TIME TO FESS UP: WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGETS HAS BEEN USING MY SHITTER?!
GETTING CUT FOR SUMMER
Someone drew a penis on our dorm hallway. This was our retaliation.
Good 'ol Christian values
Blew my mind.
JUST FINISHED MASTERBATING
To die for
I LAPSE, YOU LAPSE, WE ALL LAPSE FOR PROLAPSE!
I would tear that ass up so hard.
JERK AT TEH STATION, FAGGOTS.
I FINALLY FOUND THE PARTS TO MR. POTATO HEAD
SUCK MY BLOODY PIG DICK YOU FAGETS
FRESH STEAMED ASPARAGUS
I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC FAGETS
Yummy....
HERES SOME FINE ART FOR YOU FAGETS
Do I have an obsessive bubble-gum problem?
/r/AskReddit wouldn't answer
FAGET WOLVERINE CAN SUCK HIS OWN SPACE DICK
LIKE MY GIANT SHITTY ASS FAGGETS?
SASQUATCH PUSSY IS GEWD PUSSY FAGETS
Am I doing it right?
8 BALL FROM THE ASSHOLE POCKET
MFW LAYING DOWN AFTER A SOLSTICE FEAST FIT FOR A FAGET
Baby got back!
HEY FAGETS, I BLEW OUT UR MOM.
MY GRANDMA CAME TO VISIT, SHE SAYS HI FAGGETS
TIGHT
FINALLY GOT MYSELF A GIRLFRIEND FAGETS, THE SEX IS AMAZING AND SHE HAS THE MOST WONDERFUL
MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER
BRO-DICK
IT SMELLS TERRIFIC FAGET
Googley eyes fagets
Micky mouse FAGETS
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY YOGA, FAGETS!
COUNTDOWN UNTIL CHRISTMAS, FAGETS.
PUCKER UP AND MEET ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE, FAGETS!
He knows when you're awake
HEY NIGERS CAN YOU RATE MY PACKAGE PLEASE??