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Texts

Find an Asian
It sounds like he's feeling better...
Reason I love her
Planning lunch, the English way - Possibly [NSFW] (language)
Real conversations with real people
These texts were wayyyy to in depth.
I pray to get texts from wrong numbers.
Probably NSFW. But hilarious.
Steak and a blowjob
Regarding the Maury episode where Crystal exchanged rimjobs for pizza...
Naughty files and folders.
Dick cancer. (NSFW)
i can just imagine the guy yelling at his computer screen
NSFW Thank you for your subscription. Random text from someone I dont know.
My SO was Asking to be Punished Today
We were both watching Starcraft! :O Alive Gaem
Slightly NSFW: Ex wife likes to send random photos. What's in your closet?
Chocolate moon
Went to the Sprint store and found this conversation on one of the phones
OMFG... Don't tempt me!
Thankfully, my mom has a good sense of humor
Contemplating Masturbation....(OC)
This just happened
My brother and I got way too bakers dozen this past summer
Guy talk, Taylor Swift. - NSFW language
My friend is unfamiliar with reddit, so I got him started by introducing him to /r/bustypetite
Sexy text from my wife (possibly NSFW)
I'm a huge fan of my Bernie Emoji...
She is definitely girlfriend material.
The weirdest response to a sext I have ever gotten.
My mouth will probably get me fired someday
[NSFW] tfw my group chat gets technical
Don't text my husband!!!
Kick in the door
Yard art
My friend and I making fun of Eddie redmayne and the oscars apparent love of him
Spent too long on the toilet...
Mature Appreciation for a Grilled Cheese Recipe
A normal conversation. Ft: Shakespeare and flatulence
Won’t have a problem hitting my deductible this year [NSFW]
This is what happens when you talk about sex and also about getting a dog at the
Girlfriend almost died laughing
My friend hits me up for the first time in 2 years and this is what happens? (NSFW)
Just call me beautiful
Flirting with the wife while at work...
I thought it was a robot
Introducing an old buddy to some music and some txt-speak NSFW
Late night texts from my partner