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I'LL LEAVE THAT SHIT TO THE SHEEPLE!
THIS WAS THE 5TH FUCKING TIME SHE ASKED FOR A RIDE! THIS IS WHAT I TOLD MY COWORKER!
To say the FUCKING least!!!!!!!
That is FUCKING the truth!!!!!!!!
Bring it the FUCK on!
YESTERDAY I DID IT NEXT TO AN OLD MAN WHO HEARD IT AND LOOKED AT ME PISSED OFF IT
To all the trolls tryna get unbanned KNOW THIS!!! ALL BANS ARE PERMANENT MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD!!!!!!!!!!
I could do w/o the FUCKING drama!!!!!!!!
So shut the fuck up!
It is what it is I tend to speak the truth an sometimes it offends ppl!!!
OH AND BY THE FUCKING WAY !!!
Now its time to pay the fucking price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE POSTING MY SHIT TO THE COPYPASTA AND CRINGE SUBREDDIT ON A DAILY BASIS CAN
Cause I am Fucked the Fuck up and Crazy as hell baby!!!
It's the **Fucking** ***BOMB!!***
I LOVE THE SHIT!
What say you? ME I'D SMOKE A BLUNT WITH HIS ASS AND INTRODUCE HIM TO THE DEMONS IN
But I am the better person!
Be real with me and I will do the same to you!!
Get the truth first before you start judgeing me!!
Not even in the slightest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PSA TO ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE!!!
WATCH OUT WHEN U'RE TRYNA REMINISCE WITH THE 90S!!!!
CATHERINE ZETA JONES REALLY GETS ME STIFF IN THE OLD PANTALONES
Upvote this FRICKING post if You only think one TABBY cat is the BOSS of FUNNIES
FUC* THE HATERS!!!!
AT LEAST PULL THE BLANKET UP U FKN sERIUS?
ITS BADASS AF ESPECIALLY THE GRRROWLSS
ACOUSTTIC GUITRAS SUCK MFERS!!! LET ME TELL YOU A STROY OF HOW I TRIED TO SERENADE
"SWOLLEN WITH LIQUID READY TO BURST A LOAD OF MY LYMPH WILL QUENCH THIS DEAD
I MEAN IT TOO. IT'S NOT GONNA BE LIKE THE OTHER TIMES WHERE I GOT SICK AND DIDN'T
CUE THE SEINFELD BASS LINE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
TRUMP: "SEND IN THE HELLS RETRIEVERS MISSILES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" PUTIN:
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH MFERS!!!!!
SAW THESE SICKKKK PRINTS AT THE LOCAL COMIC CON, MFERS!!!!!
FR*CK YOU BROTHER!!! YOU ALWAYS HOG THE GAMER MACHINE!!!
HE GETS ALL THE CREDIT ITS JUST NOT FAIR FRICK YOU CARLOS
We don't all live in the city, MFer!
BIG BOOT TO THE FAAAAAACE
MOMS ARE THE WORST!!!
BRINGING THE CANE MFERS
SAW ONE OF YOU MFERS OUT IN THE WILD TODAY
I WANNA SAVOR THE F*CKIN FLAVOR
BEING AN ACTIVE AND FR*CKEN RESPONSIBLE BROTHER IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT IN THE BOND
NOT EVERYONE HAS TO LIKE THE SAME VIDEO GAMES ZACK!
HECK OFF MOM YOU BONORGOBLIN ITS MY MOUTH SO I SHOULDNT HAVE TO GO TO THE FRICKIN
THANKS FOR USING THE RIGHT PRONOUNS M*FERS I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH CONFIRMED PART OF THE PACT MFERS
PUT DOWN THE CABO WABO AND GET YOUR EARS CHECKED SPENCE!!!! NO ITS NOT A MATTER OF
HOPEFULLY I CAN GET THE KEYONE SOON
I JUST DON'T GET HOW PEOPLE CAN BE SAD ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
BUT WHAT THE FRIK BLAKE!?!!
THIS IS ON THE BACK OF MY FORD WINDSTAR AROOOOOOO!!!!
LET?SLIP?THE?HOGS?OF?WAR
I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT MFER, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO LISTEN TO YOU DICK
TBH ITS CAUSE MY DAD PAYS FOR THE SERVICE PLAN
im sorry i had to do this.... but you unleashed the wolf inside me..
GET THE FUCK IN IF YOU'RE NOT A FUCKEN MOMMAS BOY!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE I USE THE L-WORD DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M GAY

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