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TIL you can buy a barrel of lube from Amazon
TIL comcast are nazis and feminists are nazis and cops are nazis (Source:reddit)
TIL there's a website that lets you cockify your enemy's logos. NSFW
TIL that the CEO of Comcast is Hittler.
TIL that the record for most sexual partners in 24 hours is held by Lisa Sparks,
TIL: They have lube bottles at the vet
TIL a bunch of pixel dicks together make Pikachu (Dickachu)
TIL Samantha Bentley (Whore/Mother of Dragons) is actually a Pornstar in real life.
TIL there is an RPG game on the Android store called "Daily Masturbation Upgrade".
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TIL "Ellen Pao" is actually pronounced "literally Hitler".
TIL that in slave times, fat people were considered 3/5 of a person.
TIL oxy porn is a thing...
TIL in Uganda it is ok to have sex with my brothers wife, but it might not protect
TIL: WA(LE) MART HAS OVER 76 BILLION DANK MEMES IN OFF SHORE DANK ACCOUNTS.
TIL National Geographic predicted One Piece ages ago
TIL that more nude photos are in the "hash tag" #gta5 on instagram than
TIL at the gym that you can do pelvic thrusts on a leg curl machine ... (slightly
TIL Ancient Egypt pharaohs use to pray to the sexual-power god "Amun-Min"
TIL Jewish Multi-Billionaire George Soros is an avid supporter of Feminism, but only
TIL Bernie "Berenstein Bears" Sanders has interesting viewpoints on the
TIL Ernie Sandler has teeth [NSFW]
TIL Abraham Lincoln shared Dank Kush with Bernie Sander on the twentieth of April
TIL THIS IS NSFW DO NOT CLICK BEFORE BED
TIL Bernie Sanders will legalize cat pictures if this post gets 500 Upbernies
TIL James Franco is a supporter of Donald Trump. Only your upvotes can help him see
TIL in 2007 a dog saved his owner from choking. After an apple became lodged in the
TIL the myth that everyone swallows 7 spiders a year in their sleep used to be true,
TIL Derek Carr is ridiculously hung.
TIL Bert and Ernie (f)ro(m) "Bert and Ernie" had ?sex? wtih a sander and
TIL Nasa placed water on the moon so that hydrogen bonds would bond with water on
TIL for Walt Disney's 35th birthday, two of his animators made a Mickey Mouse sextape
TIL before r/circ[le]jerk "shitposting" was just called shitposting
TIL I would fuck a plum.
TIL What pins are from surgeries
TIL the letter opener is a multi use tool. ? it got a little creamy at the office
TIL searching for Pepsi on reddit gives you results for NSFW subreddits
TIL that my uncle, Cecil, was killed by his own dentist
TIL Nice Hair and -=XxXMarijuanaXxX=- are the puppet masters behind Applebee's
TIL Justin Trudeau travelled back to the future to collaboarate on schematics for