zNSFW

Tinder

Found the perfect girl this morning. Cute, professional and helpful around the house.
How could I not swipe right?
(NSFW) I guess I'll volunteer...
Planning Ahead
I could eat.
How to get laid in seven words (NSFW)
Really? [NSFW]
Good day for moments
My first moment!
[nsfw]One finger, so clean
nice moment 2 (nsfw)
Or not, as it were.
Now I ain't saying she a golddigger
So It Begins... PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR
Finally nsfw
Pretty happy with the first NSFW moment I've gotten.
No shame in her game (NSFW)
Sunday Moment
Huh. [NSFW]
Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this (first NSFW moment)
She Knows How to Get the Right Swipe
2015 is going to be a great year.
FINALLY I get a good moment (NSFW)
Finally Got a Good Moment! NSFW
This morning, I bring you win. (NSFW)
My luck it changing! (NSFW)
The Logic is Sound
Is she for real?!
#Yolo (nsfw)
Things Girls Say
Erhm.. #shameless
I wanna play!
Swedish girls just acting casual crazy. Not sure if NSFW..
[NSFW] didn't see this coming
Obviously the standard 6 photos wasn't enough for her [NSFW]
I...don't...even...know...[NSFW]
Looks legit
Oh....ok.
Uhh.. thank you?
Moments never disappoint.
Sharing her most intimate moments... [NSFW]
I'm not to sure it will...
Nothing but Nikes.
We didn't match, but I wish we did. Possibly [NSFW]
Nice like that
That's so Raven
Well, about time for me to be hitting the ol' dusty trail...
(NSFW) #toolit
Taste the rainbow.
"I am the classy type."
not looking great for me
She seems like a nice girl
Never in my life have I Super Liked so hard.
I think this is very funny!
This is the best response I've ever had on here
Your shirtless pic is douchey and tasteless
I don't know if this is okay for this sub but whatever... My friend sends me screenshots
She unmatched me shortly thereafter...
My experience so far
Straight up killing it