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Trippinthroughtime

"Trying to get a tan, when these hoes keep showing up."
yet another cheesy pick up line
[NSFW] House of Cards
Im hungry!
Always the damn dog (nsfw)
Mr. Oink is the one who truly understands me
When you thirsty AF
[NSFW] When you're trying to give him hints you want the d.
In his younger days, Michael the Archangel was a stripper, but only for women.
On God
homie must be hung like a donkey [NSFW]
[NSFW] I'm not moving my hand 'til I see cash
When your orgy is boring as fuck and you remember you have 12 works to do...
When Dad comes home drunk and wants his fair share.
Turns out I'm a polyarmourist
Just right.
So thirsty
Time to take one for the team
Yon Tapestries Most Aged
From whore to fair maiden and back again
When you'd rather cut your dick off then die by fire
When you've been striking out at the bar, so you fuck anything that agrees to go
When she don't want dat Satyr dick
not a looker in the bunch
OK, but no more than 10%...
She can be a little tetchy [NSFW]
Now where the hell are my car keys??
I'm starting to rethink Polygamy
Miss me with that gay sh#&. [NSFW]
Dropping a load.
Your finest dick pic whisperings.
exclusivity
The danger of passing out at a party
The magic of hallucinogens
One track mind
Awkward
Noah’s number obsession
The birth of venus
thicc af
Gotta save some money
Or is it a cockatoo?
Sorry
Those words no student wants to hear
Big brain time
Not the onion
Mad Max: Fury Road (Was a remake)
There's Something About Mary
When you get caught streaking at the Sunday market
Pure Disappointment
It's about 'degree'
I agree with you so hard
The Horny Revolution
Don't let the snake influence you

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