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This guy could've had the best night ever, but got too wasted
This squirrel and his nuts.
Too much to drink
Wedding day jitters?
Pool sharty
“Screw this goose in particular”
This is why bob barker says to neuter and spay your animals.
Dog ate my money
I was trying not to wake my roommate up so I went into the bathroom to shake my blender
"The next stop on this service is Water-poo"
[NSFW] Showing off those dance moves while going commando
Can't trust husbands
Cutting the whole hand off would have probably been less painful
Phone favors
MAJOR POOP EXPLOSION
I was performing and my butt cheeks were hanging out the whole time. It was caught
Catching a drill bit.
This is all what I got for Christmas
The ground betrayed the fuck out of me. Literally vanished from beneath my feet while
Trying to make a heart shape
The nail gun went off when it wasn't supposed to
Girlfriend is drunk, left a little turd on my bathroom floor. [NSFW]
He won’t drink that much anymore...
Got hit by a car, and the handle of my bike hit my stomach and left this huge bruise.
Slipped and fell in the shower after taking this NSFW
Drank too much, went to the bathroom for the pooping, vomited on the floor. Awesome
Cousin was cooking dinner and stepped into the other room. Came back to his kitchen
not only did i trip and dropped my pizza, i also broke my fingernail and it wont
Searched Africa on youtube the vids were not what I expected
My boxer brother got mad at me and now I'm at the dentist
Turned out to a fire call in the middle of a shower with no time to wear socks. Now
My cat had explosive diarrhea while I was at work and my Roomba tracked it through
Dont litter
My wife calls me accident prone. This is the result of making caramel while barefoot..
Was taking out tonsil stones this morning after breakfast. Q tip slipped off my tonsil
[NSFW] Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my
Cut myself twice on broken glass putting the dishes away this past week.
Play stupid games
Cucumber person, I rise to you, my penis... Well not really good at raising it.
Small vegetable people, I raise you my dick (censored and text added cuz cp is bad)
[NSFW] Got this from closing my Gatorade bottle in class right before I had to give
Stunning your toe. beyond 9000. 2020 style.
I have to start wearing diapers due to anal leakage.
The door to the office apparently broke. It's 25°F today. I hope it gets fixed soon...
The progression of the swelling from my wisdom tooth extraction. 4 days. Merry Christmas
Cooler Door broke fell on My Toe
Burnt the back of my hand and messed up my pizza at the same time. NSFW
Unable to find the smell for a few days we finally found that our meat freezer had
Fell while running with a key
Fell while running with a key
Zipper cut my thumb broke and so i lost a pant zipper as well
NSFW "Ups, my knife slipped"
Just got my dream mountain bike. Ridden it about 5 times. Just slipped on ice walking
Nearly a weeks worth of the most inconvenient bruise ever...
I should’ve worn socks
A misfortunate misstep
(30F) I'm not the only one who has witnesses this perspective. Ask us anything
Dropped my phone and broke the screen. Didn't think about it until I put it back
I was wringing a towel and did it one too many times. Tore a chunk of skin from my
a dog in my city stole a body from the cemetery. i dont know if this is NSFW.

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