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Sir, Clumsy maid Mary did fall and break a chair leg. I to the wood turners, who offer a most modern service whereupon you may watch whilst artisans gently manipulate and shape the timber to your very specifications. I requested the Rococo style chair leg

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A callipygian derriere (referred to today as DAT ASS)
Some say smoking is unladylike behavior... (L)
Photographie. Ecole flamande. Etude de nu. Héliogravure originale d'époque. Circa
Chained
Darling, you needn't be so worried!
TIT[l]e
Do you [l]ike my... hat?
An Encounter with the Sirens
I say, it appears that an error in judgment has lead to my stumbling upon this room...
Two girls and a little bit of rope....
Nothing but a necklace.
Five naughty ladies
Choice bit of calico
Retro rockers
r/WhyEvenWearAnything - antique edition
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Bad Women's Anatomy : 17th century edition
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Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and
Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised
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Sir, I have noticed of late that it is becoming fashionable for the fairer sex to
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Sir, Murmurings of dissent below stairs tell of philanthropic employers in the North
Sir, maid Clara requests that she might see the Maypole dancing and May blossom at
Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in
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