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Choosingbeggars

FB contrasts almost make this too easy...
Emily ain't nuttin ta fuck wit
"I need to be spoiled like a man is supposed to"
No sex, just pay me.
TIL fat people are allowed to have standards but if skinny people have standards
Sure thing, Ally.
Must enjoy oral (x-post /r/Tinder)
Quickest left swipe I've done in a while
I am serious, buy me things
Scales are triggering
No hymen no diamond
Pregnant and ready to settle down? Oh boy!
She wants a lumberjack
I don't expect perfection, but damn.
The average neckbeard's criteria [xpost from JNBT]
"No mingers"
Why you're obligated to find me fucking attractive
Just because I'm fat, doesn't mean I'm into fat guys. [Xpost from Trashy]
Cargos should be the least of your worries.
Will never shave her bush
I will no longer accept the following flirations!
I don't think I'll be getting lucky with this woman any time soon.
I only want you for your money... Also, I'm fat
I will pay for nothing
"Nobody wants to talk to me!"
Yeah, I'm fat and ugly and I want a "hot" girl to fall into my lap. How
"Why aren't any of the rich hot celebrity guys I see on TV married to a fat
Looking for a sugar daddy with low standards
Refrigerator seeking tall, alpha baseball athlete
Once i move out of my parents basement and get a car, i'm going to have so much sex!
Good lord.
He will find peace as soon as women born in the 1990s go out with him
Only twice a week?
No no no no no no no no no (x-post from r/sugarlifestyleforum)
7 Bedrooms and no Kids ;D
I gained weight and use old pics, hairless white knight wipe away my debt!
Define 'cute af'
"My ideal woman in a [large-ass] nutshell" (x-post from /r/CringeAnarchy)
29 year old girl goes insane over cancelled date
Slim, white, under 26, not working, never been in a relationship, 5'2" to 5'4",
I'm not picky...
I won't message first
Also I'm not racist, but i don't mix races.
A choosing beggar gets absolutely destroyed.
I created a tool to calculate just how picky these choosers are - details inside
6'3" (no exceptions)
Tis but a small request.
Bilingual choosing beggar
I won't message you or go on the date with you, but please pay for my Post Malone
When they talk about how great the exposure will be...
Girl I haven’t spoken to in 7 years wants benzodiazepines and adderall

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