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Choosingbeggars

I don't think anyone wants to see this..
I swing all ways, including my fists.
"I know I can do better but I'm just to lazy to try lol"
Saw this lovely list on craigslist
On paper i'm a catch and I deserve unconditional love
As someone who is over 6ft... fuck these people.
No fuckboys allowed
Classic Thot
Looks like a dude, but if you're tall and funny she could be all yours!
Just Saying.
Found on /r/Tinder; Is this a weird meme, or are these actually people?
Just what I wanted
"Buy me Starbucks and tell me I'm pretty"
A woman with a beautifull face
Dream on, buddy
Spoiled not saved ?
I wish I could live up to such lofty standards
Obese woman doesn't want fat man, wonder why?
"I should be a model"
Holy shit! (x-post from r/Okcupid)
Oh jeez, Fernando Delgado is a lucky man. Or was an unlucky one, not too sure.
She is ready to head out with you for a sunset yacht cruise...
He keeps his head in the books, yet incorrectly capitalized the wrong "your,"
I want a tall, intelligent Black man who will give me lots of attention, and in return
All of the Food Groups
Looking for a tall guy who loves sports
He's such a keeper <3
"must own a 7 bedroom house" (found on /r/sadcringe)
I also love run-on sentences.
Its tame but i can finally contribute
Tried to talk to a guy who was incredibly lonely and this was his response
Fat princess wants hot model, hot rich model, guy
Accept me for who I am #noblacks
Looking for drivers only!
Obese gay beggar
Unique tastes...
I feel like this isn’t even English
Atleast She Gives You an Option
Needs a super hot sex slave who would swallow their own piss...
Child care is not cheap (NSFW language)
Mark it sold (OC)
He changed his approach pretty quickly after I didn't respond to his date requests
[nsfw] It’s Christmas...you mean I have to PAY for used panties?
Guy claimed a free trial to a paid service, asks for more free content to "promote"
CB wants a new high-end BMW or Mercedes to rent for $10/day while his car is in impound.
I get these kinds of messages a lot but his threat was funny.
CB makes NSFW ASCII art. Posts it to NoFap. Gets banned. Turns to the top minds at
He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.
Congratulations, you played yourself.

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