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This classic should need no introduction...
My word! <--the truly not-safe-for-work version...
First Aid FACT #21: In an emergency situation while waiting for medical professionals
That creepy girl from The Ring is all grown up and you won't BELIEVE what she looks
I call bottom!
How SirJimmy learned to count...
Ain't no rest for the wicked...
Two balloons?!?
Don't overthink it. Others in the comments...
I'm also okay with kneeling...
Earth Angle, Earth Angle...
A Girl without Freckles is like a Night without Stars...
Dark Mode Beta for Cameron Diaz (archived)...
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I suggest you look in the comments for more...
One of these things is not like the others!
Always leave 'em wanting more! Spoiler - and more - in the comments...
Gawd bless yo mama!
Necked!
"Nice pupaes, Chrysalis!"
Boujee booty-booby boofy beauty!
"Craps" are better than "slots"... Ready to click?
Quarantine, day 26. I proposed some new rules for our game of "I'm Not Touching
Oh, THIS again...
Quarantine, day thirty. Push came to shove with one of my step-sisters...
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire...
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening...”
ME: I am NOT voting for Trump! HER:
HER: I am a proud Trump supporter!!
Watch once for levitation. Rewatch as need be for prestidigitation...
Converted crossover content via our good friends at r/AlmostBooze...
Ho! Boom about! Heave down or eat caulk, me Darlin'!
Thanks! I hate it...
Too chesty for Etsy? Let's see...
Find someone who fucks you just as hard as they make you laugh...
Reminder: Girls do HILARIOUS Santa Claus impersonations!
To clarify: THIS is what to submit! It's source and other examples of what NOT to
Writhing in agony is better than withering & dying. Ready to click?
Yeah, well, I was tired of her shit, anyway...
It's mah Cake Day, Beeyatch!

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