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"You can fuck me up the ass, or the pussy, or use my mouth, but you'll never
This photo summarizes a slavegirl's life: made up for dinner at a fine restaurant,
This is what comes of letting the grownups out on the playground
When they told her she'd been give a post at the mansion, she hadn't imagined anything
Under the circumstances, the seatbelt seemed almost like an afterthought.
She was relieved when she discovered that being in antique bondage had nothing to
She wondered what the term "breedable" meant in this context. She was pretty
It's always nice to put a slavegirl on the workbench and make sure all her parts
Welcome to Camp BDSM, where slavegirls engage in wholesome activities with Masters
The look that says, "Can you beat the machine?"
Danger: Nipple Crossing!
"What do you mean, this is the wrong hotel?"
So this was what it was like to have balls! She'd had no idea!
A cage trap holds a wild Florida Cougar: she'll be relocated to the Northeast since
When you look like a living sex doll, sooner or later you get tied to a bed and treated
Suddenly she wasn't so sure about this new breast enlargement technique.
Master had outgrown having mobiles over his crib, but he still liked to have pretty
In slave kennels they call it "checking the oil level."
She was expecting a very active night in jail.
"Are you absolutely certain this is the right route to get to the meet-up?"
She was a hot, steamy slavegirl so they put her in the sauna.
The dildo wand pole caused her to have a buttquake
They say chair ties begin at home, but sometimes they get to the office.
When Master said he planned to drill her good, she hadn't taken it so literally.
She knew what the wand could do to her, and that's why she feared it.
"The Shibari Wand Shake" is the newest dance craze!
So that's what the notch between her legs was for. She'd thought it had something
Vast tectonic forces were driving the two islands apart, and in just 4000 years,
The Collarkini, perfect for every slavegirl's sunbathing needs.
The slavegirl scooch race: Bind slavegirls as shown. Only butt and feet can be in
"Talk softly and carry a big dildo" was a way of life for her.
When the Girl Scout Cookie market collapsed, the organization found something else
The Mistress always made sure she took Master's cock all the way in, because if she
A slavegirl is a girl who, tied up and naked, thinks: "I think he wants a blowjob
Little did they know that in this town, losing at beach volleyball had DIRE consequences!
And so she named the horse Sybian ...
She'd been told that hers was a non-speaking part, and they had not been kidding.
Microsoft customer service agent helps a Mac user get over her fear of Windows.
Slavegirl Table for Two
Slavegirls have on/off photos and they're not even NSFW!
Masters who are serious about keeping their slavegirls use bondage gear modeled after
She had thought Master had promised her he would make her a porn star, turns out
It's pure self-defense: if you don't molest them, they're gonna molest you.
How she longed for the days when being a fence just involved receiving and selling
"Sharing Is Caring" is a lesson taught the fun way in slave kennels.
Wonder Woman comics did not cover ALL the games the Amazon played on Paradise Island.
Tandem gymnastics on the parallel bars with nipple clips proved to be a wildly popular
The fiends! They'd tied her to these hard springs and no one was whipping her or
"If you know a better way to exchange long protein strands, I would like to
Her breasts were so big they had their own centers of gravity, drawing her body away
Being part of a slavegirl Murphy bed was, like, the dullest gig EVER!
She could clench her fists, but she couldn't clench her labia, and that was the problem.
Under the circumstances, it was pretty easy to figure out which end of her mattered
And that's why the Michelin Guide gave the restaurant three Boners.
"Guys, I don't think we're on the Tour de France route any more..."
If you love it, put it in a ring.
You can train slavegirls to do anything if you dangle the right treat in front of
To cum or not: it was a split decision.
Second from right slavegirl demonstrates wish-making procedure for slavegirls: open
Next time you see a woman smiling and you can't imagine why, maybe it's because she's

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