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I may be naked, gagged and collared, but ... but ... I got nothin' ...
Tailhook dancing is best done oh, so carefully ... especially in heels. You do NOT
Dwarves say, "I work in the mine so I can have a slavegirl that's mine."
She never wanted to be a lesbian but they gave her no choice
Playing hooky is a very different game for slavegirls
Turns out that kidnapping as a sorting method made for VERY suspicious focus groups
It wasn't the easiest way to dry their hair, but for some reason the slavegirls liked
That "Will Master order me to fuck you, or be fucked by you?" look, without
"ANAL, Master? Really? My pussy is WIDE OPEN for you!"
Room service racks first made their appearance on slaveholding planets -- that's
Slavegirls participate in a rock race. They have a saying, though: "Even if
Slavegirls don't take stands, they become stands.
A slavegirl's prayer
This had to be the low point of her slavegirling career ... serving as the counterweight
How the sign language for "bondage orgasm" was created.
The peanut brittle posture collar never lasts: there is a licking issue.
All day he'd had the oddest feeling that he'd left something in the playroom, but
Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses: we just enslave them
Sometimes, when a slavegirl spends too long floating in subspace, she loses touch
She couldn't believe she'd been dumb enough to wonder which hurt worse, anal or whipping,
People say machine pretzels are no good, but slavegirl machine pretzels are great!
She would never have believed she could feel so sexy with a stick strapped into her
She didn't know why her parents were so upset: she'd FOUND stable employment.
This is how you put a woman on a pedestal.
She leaned against the glass, knowing that as soon as she was untied, the cheeky
"Oh, I'll never have an orgasm in such a severe hogtie, Master," she had
He always flipped a coin before he proceeded, and heads or tails, he always won.
Lighting the Christmas candles the hard way just adds to the fun!
Learning to play the Flugelhorn was a lot tougher than she thought it would be.
Some nights a slavegirl just can't get to sleep
Want to frighten and intimidate new slaves? Strip them, tie them up, then force them
If the blowjob wasn't great, she would be an ingrate.
You can kidnap, strip, chain and cage Miss America, but old habits die hard.
She thought about all the things that had to go right in her life for her to wind
She was loosing this round of Strip Goofy Golf, but she had a feeling she'd get one
Carry-on slavegirls are the best for air travel, plus you can carry on with them
There's nothing like fucking a girl when she's absolutely cummed out from being fucked
The Mistress said she would whip and fuck her slavegirl so hard she could see her
Master was always so good about "lending a hand"
Her bed was her prison and her butt was her only way out!
Master had said "Zip your lips!" and she had laughed and said, "My
She had thought trailhead was a place.
Mistress had absolutely NO idea how blowjobs worked, but she didn't let that stop
Her face when she realizes she really should have read the fine print in the Pony
Often, the best way to calm a recently captured slavegirl down is to put her in her
Afterward, she had to do about a million Hail Marys and work her rosary really hard,
"This is ANOTHER fine mess you've gotten us into!"
Being a slavegirl means that sometimes you are the good time being had by all
Friends come by and hang out: slavegirls cum and hang
Only the cruelest Master would force a slavegirl to yank her own chain! (Or the laziest)
She was one of those rare slavegirls who could put her best foot forward and also
The perfect Covid mask for giving to that kinky girlfriend of yours.
She hadn't realized that "boarding school" involved being tied to an actual
With slavegirls the great outdoors becomes not just great but gorgeous.
She was the sexiest counterweight ever to show up on Antiques Roadshow.
As soon as she saw the tail, she knew there was only one place it could go.
She just wanted to find out if her new slavegirl had any brains ... while pegging
One pool table: rurnt. One submissive: spent. And one good time had by all.
When she had taken the job as a bar back, this was not what she had in mind
In some places, slavegirls are a niche product.