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She's Encouraging you
Look but don't touch
A quick Cummer
Sharing is Caring
Too quick, you lose
This is all you get
You get this a lot
No choking hazard here
She's not sorry
No one wants to see that thing, put it away.
They always do
Just another day at the beach
But you love it
Classic line
She has needs you can't fulfill
Pants up, Buddy
Final Word
Show and Tell time
The lies women tell
Very Pathetic
The Truth
They know
It has a use after all
Oh, he knew alright
Starbucks is getting rough
She's not laughing with you, she's laughing at you, silly.
Go on, you know you do...
Look, it's not me, it's YOU...
She does have a point...
Not such a friend...
There'll never be the next time...
A married beta male=cuckold
Some wives just like to take total control of their baby dick husband's...
A beta must always obey his wife...
Your expectations aren't high
The girl's love to teach you beta's
Life's too short, and so is your penis
It's a record [OC]
They always laugh
It's for real men, not baby dick beta bois
This is your life
Even your own hand is reluctant to touch that thing...
Sing it out loud
Well, you asked...
The truth comes out once your pants are off...
Regrets, we all have them
Give, so they may grow...
No one can change his mind this time.
It makes you grumpy...
Batman has his kryptonite, it seems.
oh burn
It explains alot
It's just the facts
She won the bet
The first step is admitting you have a problem
The truth hurts
When you're right, you're right.
It's true. We can't help the way we're born.
Secrets
Too small to join the fun