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They can see it how small you are...
She's just not made for someone like you
To a beta boi, this is a compliment.
Women never fall for that old line...
Burn
Some women just love messing with beta bois
It's for your own safety
You either get laid or you don't...
This is your dream life...
She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.
At least she was honest
Well that's never gonna happen, is it?
Beta's can't have normal sex...
The same old story...
Girl Talk
Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason
That webcam really paid off, right?
We can only dream
Fair Question
Quick, snap a pic
A real shrinky dink
The betas only job.
She needs a real man, and that's not you.
Um, how did she know?
can't touch this
At least it's memorable
Not likely
Thanks for clearing that up
It's nice to finally win something
Double Trouble
Then you woke up...
With friends like this...
She can't hold it back
It explains everything...
Popsicle Blues
She's a real joker
Girls think its funny
They can tell
The thing you'll never have
Obviously
Every Time
Not even close...
The similarities are staggering...
The women may change, but the look remains the same...
At least that's something
I know I would
The writings on the wall
Put it away
Wait!
Beta Porn
Good News. The Sex Is On!
The news took her by surprise
The infidels
Shock and awe
They all know you at work
Do you measure up?
So True
No Thanks