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Under Pressure
Shrinkage
Censored
She has planned your date.
Is it small?
There won't be a 'next time'
You've been busted
You'd love it if she did.
Next time, wear board shorts
They say you get what you deserve
It does amuse sometimes
Yes, ma'am
She might be drunk, but she's not THAT drunk
They love to tease us
They always find out in the end...
The eternal question
Drunk Girls Don't Lie
Therapy
Sign of the times
The things you know
It's not gonna happen
His date ended badly
She just had to see it
That threesome is not looking good anymore
One more for the road
They are laughing at you too
Happy New Year
Sightseeing
She's figured you out
Oh, Baby...
A message for you
She's just not into you
She deserves a real man
She's just not into you, it seems
You won't be her Valentine
Careful what you want
This is for the loser who knows what they did...
For sure, rules us all out
Watch out for Squirrels
Your dick always makes her smile
There's a first time for everything
Survey says...
There's no denying it.
Vegan Out
A Musical Burn
The umpires decisions are final
She's just checking
She won the argument
Her reaction
I call him Alvin too
That's our favorite position too?
Well, it sure helps?
I think we both know the answer to that ?
How did you know??
It's Naptime ?
Triple Whammy ?
Can I get a second opinion??
All you gotta do is ask
Oh, I'm always ready ☺️
What they say and what they do ?‍♂️