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what’s up with sugar daddies thinking that a sugar baby isn’t a sex worker???

This probably made me laugh harder than it should have.

I pray this is my 1st and last interaction like this in 2019, but my hoe prayers

Idiot. So apparently I'm a cop for not wanting someone to drink and drive.

If you were "just kidding," then why did you stop responding? ?

Wat

Instablock! He tried asking once before and I shut him down. Then claimed he didn't

(Posted with permission), I think my friend wins for the cringiest client of at least

A reply to this tweet

How could I POSSIBLY refuse? ?

Lol

This comes right after several posts I've made about how medical bills are fucking

Not sure what to say here

Weak

Saw he had fetish talk not in a session previously. Tried to stop it. Completely

What's it like to actually read an ad?

For here too, trust Me it’s worth a read ?

Oh sir...

After this he called me a "used up piece of meat" ?? Pathetic.

What the fuck is the point of sending this fucking email, Daniel?

Hun, stop this

I'm almost impressed by the level of arrogance.

I am so TIRED.

Someone tell Tom before I hurt his feelings.

“We sure would sanitize”

U tried...

Less of a funny one, but I hate this shit. Guys think they can just rock up whenever

"i'M a gUY, I neEd DiCk SucKeD"

.... Yikes ?

Asked my postcode over text and then this an hour later.... Literally the fucking

When all your ads are down so they find somewhere else to waste your time.

I'll make you go to a different country for me and throw some money on you, but first

A definitely real $20K with a totally truthful man who really has a 14in dick...

I want to have 11 hours out of 12 hours total of anal sex, because I'm paying soooo

Lol not the first time a client has wanted exclusivity but like.... A fucking onlyfans

I really need these people to spontaneously combust.

Sometimes I ignore, sometimes I cuss them out, sometimes I hit them with eloquence

Please don’t get desperate and fall for a scam. Absolutely appalling

Homeboy asked for a phone session in exchange for a few gifts off of my wishlist,

Blocked him, obviously, but damn.....

I am just SO RUDE!

Someone isn't getting laid ?The question was "When are you in my city?".

Lol the dumb lies people try to tell us. At least entertain me and be creative, fuck.

Aww he thinks I think about him.

Made this bcs daily life

Someone is out there giving advice based on fantasy instead of experience ?

One of my regulars summarized as dryly as I could.

you'd think the 100th time some dude asks, you'd expect it, but no

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