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Clientcringe

I wonder if this ever actually works out for him lol
Close enough. Just, general psycho message.
Found this gem in my emails
Looking for a good time?
I should have sent him on a fake run to the other end of the city.
Saw this guy on 4chan
"I'm not asking for a menu but... <insert long list of demands>"
Complaining that I charge $250 for over 48 hours f porn shot with over $6000 of equipment-
We all have at least ONE guy like this.
OOF
Fucking upset and stressed as it is and this shit doesn't help.
Not MY client, but I think Brandon Wade's Seeking profile certainly belongs here
I don't even know why this dude contacted me!
Used to be a regular, not heard from him in weeks. Told him I'm too sick to drag
What part of "well below my base rate" did not make sense?!
I had to cancel, and this is the response... this chucklefuck hadn't even paid a
How to fail screening at the starting line
Sweet thought but... No
He's a nice guy you guys
One 'half sex' pls
Convince someone to care about you, loser. Lol
This is a mild one but his reaction made me laugh
All this poor guy needs is some self-respect...
Trick logic