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MFW its deadlift day
MFW BAA is shitposting errywhere
MFW my boss plays the boss card in an argument
mfw we go full circle
MFW I finally deadlift LMAO4PLAET
MFW being an atheist in America
mfw when i get upronned [NSFW X 4] edit: literally
MFW I'm the first person to post a track in the new EDMP feedback thread and no one
MFW my wife calls me "kind of curvy for a guy" [nsfbyukid]
mfw an unbrave faggot downrons my maymays
mfw uprichies
mfw niggers
MFW I do a FAT shot ;;;@;(right now)
MFW I'm trying nofap and there's NSFW posts on the frontpage of /r/all
MFW I see all of these sandvich posts
mfw when there's nothing here
MFW I smoke
MFW some asshole kicks me into a mud puddle
MFW Watching Steven Universe
mfw mom tells me gOD is always watching
mfw I saw that cutie in the locker pic
MFW I Finished Seeing the 100th Episode
MFW the submit button predicts what I'm gonna do [NSFW]
MFW I post on a NSFW and a guy who uses the most extreme myspace angles I've ever
MFW 5 YEAR CAKEDAY AND REDDIT IS SHITTIER THAN EVER
mfw when S6 shills don't use the material theme and praise DuARTE but use a shitty
mfw pooping into my gf's butt w/ my special poop
MFW want to look at butts but ain't no butts
MFW i try to avoid spoilers but get spoiled by a cartoonetwork ad about a future
MFW i'm a car that wants to play soccer, but I can't stop getting fucking by dragons
MFW I want to post pictures on facebook to impress my friends with my progress, but
MFW I find out /r/SquaredCircleJerk has committed murder/suicide.
MFW I received a [NSFW] poem about my feet
MFW it's mef Monday but there's only a couple pics on here
mfw I knew how to pronounce "Leicester" before the rest of America found
MFW The doctor tells me to lose some weight but can't cause I'm eating an invisible
MFW I'm just trying to do my job flawlessly and anyone reminds me smile
MFW defending my complete lack of progress
mfw when I finally achieve my dreams
mfw benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
MFW It's the new year and I'm cleared of elbow tendinitis
mfw i le ebin trol a trumpeteercuckerino
MFW Im waiting for a new Jerry Miculek video
MFW somebody calls my SBR a Peestol.
MFW you trap 20+ ships in Singapore two weeks into the war.
MFW progesterone has made me extremely horny but real porn makes me dysphoric and
MFW someone runs up from behind me with an executioner sword.
Mfw got a bad diarrhea and not a bathroom nearby and I feel something leaking out
Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?
Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?
Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?
Mfw you fill me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?
Mfw my old rich husband dies unexpectedly ??
MFW I'm about to lose yet another round of strip poker...
mfw you call me baby girl