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Mildlyinteresting

This butter is pooping
Broken glass looks like a penis.  NSFW
It was recently brought to my attention that I have a third nipple. I had just been
One pot, two lives. [x-post from r/weird]
The most encouraging billboard south of Salt Lake
Found a bunch of old playboy clippings in a Van Morrison album bought at an auction
This model on this cup is actually wearing a bra (NSFW)
The ice in this bottle melted into a NSFW shape.
The back bruise from a lightning strike
My change from Tesco
The Video I Was Watching Was The Same As The Ad On The Page
Amazon lists the price per 100g for sex toys (nsfw)
Turning a lava lamp on for the first time. Yes, 'turning on' is ambiguous here.
My penis ice got a little excited
I have an oddly realistic pair of boobs in my hardwood floor, plus a few other things.
One of my employees picks up appliances to move them.
My chopped yellow pepper looks like a pair of breasts (NSFW-ish)
NSFW Penis, scrotum and thigh separating men's underwear for 360 degree friction
There's a Peeps store near Washington, DC.
Played Cards Against Humanity with the family, this was my mom's response to my (black)
This [NSFW] page from my psychology book
[NSFW?] Have two cankersores under my tongue. They look like a pair of balls.
This selfie stick image search result. NSFW bonus
Bleach stain on my duvet cover looks like a cock dropping a load on the flower print
Fleshlight uses Good Girl Gina in their advertising.
Jurassic Park: The NSFW edition.
They stitched his fingernail back on [NSFW]
Robert Bliss, commissioned artist for Magic the Gathering, snuck penises into many
A tourist shop in the Canary Islands, Spain was selling these vulgar toys [Slightly
Anyone know what this is for? Saw it at a local Daiso. [NSFW]
This Unicorn has a penis
Spotted Boobs While Driving NSFW
Doesn't seem very PG
I found my X-Ray from when I broke my hip, and it shows my penis. NSFW
My beer foam made a poor prediction for the evening.
Rocks gone wild
Dallas Anti-Trump protesters left this sticker "Don't grab my pussy" on
Some "quality" stitches I got after a router accident.
This is a vag badge.
My slightly NSFW view from the plane.
My friend has a stress boob.
All of the animals mentioned on this interpretive sign sound mildly sexual.
Salt and Pepper shakers I saw in an antique shop. NSFW
While sorting through my bead collection, I found this very subtly NSFW one involving
Poor tattoo artist
My chicken nugget looks like a cock...
This spin bike handlebar looks like a baboon admiring his erection
The taint locker!
Gave me chills
This carrot in a twist
This bell pepper my wife found looks like a smaller pepper flashing its genitals.