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Mildlyinteresting

My shopping came to exactly $13.37
Two of my friends both bought the exact same type of train ticket at the exact same
Accidental phone-camera shot totally looks like a picture of someone's butt (it's
I'm doing my Field Research in the Panamint Mountains and took a picture for the
One pot, two lives. [x-post from r/weird]
My thermometer today was very repeat-ey
In Paranormal Activity 3, this caption has two clever meanings.
Found a bunch of old playboy clippings in a Van Morrison album bought at an auction
This model on this cup is actually wearing a bra (NSFW)
The nipples were photoshopped off the packaging for a body fishnet at a costume shop
The ice in this bottle melted into a NSFW shape.
This mannequin suffers from wardrobe malfunction (NSFW)
This car is always parked in my University car park showing off this interesting
My change from Tesco
Amazon lists the price per 100g for sex toys (nsfw)
Turning a lava lamp on for the first time. Yes, 'turning on' is ambiguous here.
My penis ice got a little excited
I have an oddly realistic pair of boobs in my hardwood floor, plus a few other things.
One of my employees picks up appliances to move them.
My chopped yellow pepper looks like a pair of breasts (NSFW-ish)
NSFW Penis, scrotum and thigh separating men's underwear for 360 degree friction
[NSFW]The news in my country (BBC) rightfully called someone a c--t today.
While browsing Groupon, I discovered they've sold over $600,000 in dildos this holiday
Played Cards Against Humanity with the family, this was my mom's response to my (black)
Zurich has an airport? Oslo airport has a giant penis (nsfw)
Bleach stain on my duvet cover looks like a cock dropping a load on the flower print
Fleshlight uses Good Girl Gina in their advertising.
Anyone know what this is for? Saw it at a local Daiso. [NSFW]
This large wooden phallus.
While house hunting in Asbury Park NJ we walked into the basement and found this
One of my baby carrots flashed me during lunch...
This bus stop ad shows 2 guys sitting on a girl's chest [nsfw]
My friend found squid in the parking lot
This indecent carrot
Phallus shaped tomato
The shadow of this towel looks like a turgid penis
My conditioner this morning looked like a certain male body part
Phallic sweet potato
Can't wait for Trump and Indian PM Modi to shake hands!
This is a Siamese Grape that I ate today.
Went on a cruise and got this towel...animal?...on the first night (nsfw-ish)
O'possum hand with exposed arm bone laying in my neighbor's yard
I see your "throw crumbs on me" parody sticker and show you the parody
Advertisement in an Amsterdam Shop
These Conjoined Cucumbers
Uncovered a Penthouse under bathroom cabinet while remodeling...
None of the boxes on the checklist are checked
Cigarettes from Mexico have a picture and a warning for gangrene
This spin bike handlebar looks like a baboon admiring his erection
The taint locker!
My lunch meat looks like a bag full of penises
[NSFW] These gnomes (?) in a random window in Amsterdam
Found this cheetos and i don't know if i will spit or swallow.
Dick shaped pasta
Gave me chills
This carrot in a twist
I lost a baby tooth at 37 years old.
This frozen drinking water
This bell pepper my wife found looks like a smaller pepper flashing its genitals.
These scars on my eardrum