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MRW 'Murica's finest capture goddamn terrorist bastards

MRW I know I look hot.

MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.

MRW a friend goes to look at my computer screen and I have multiple tabs of NSFW

MRW when I meet a girl who is a tease

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.

MRW my boyfriend wants to play, but I'm craving chocolate more than cock.

MRW I'm doing the "Thriller" dance at the club and notice someone cute

MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over

MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing

MRW I get that 2am text that says “come over”

MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that

MRW I catch up with the manga and realize it's still on hiatus

MRW I'm fingering my 8 foot tall invisible girlfriend

MRW my neck starts to hurt because I've been reading bleach 8 hours straight

MRW I see my formerly flat-chested friend for the first time since she got knocked

MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!

MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]

MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"

MRW I was watching porn, and before the sex started, the girl was listening to my

mrw there are "hot, single girls" that are looking for me in my spam folder

MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.

MRW when my firefly leaves for a gangbang, and I'm both scared and happy for him

MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW

MRW, I cum on his cock, from penetration! Trolls, this is so new for me. <3

MRW people are jerks.

MRW my crush finds out i'm a redditor, asks my username but i mod a NSFW sub

MRW My invisibility potion finally works so I sneak into a game of tag on Halloween

mrw when he's pulling his lightsaber out and it's much bigger in person

MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking

MRW I watched the season 2 finale of Rick and Morty.

MRW I open my inbox to a bunch of messages complaining about my titles

MRW I find out Obama is relieving the debt to those permanently disabled.

MRW when using force shells for the first time...

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MRW i'm watching porn and the girl admits that she is cheating on her boyfriend,

MRW the Cincinnati Zoo killed the most beautiful, inspiring gorilla in the world.

MRW I see all the amazing, high quality content on this sub (NSFW)

MRW r/gaybears tells me my arms are sexy

MRW I hear Iran are going to ban Americans from entering their country

MRW ich in die Wohnheimsküche gehe...

MRW I hear someone break into my home.

MRW I decide to ignore dudes whining about a lady centric movie screening and buy

MRW offered non-vegan cupcakes NSFW

MRW a muslim says he took care of a sexual emergency.

MRW they are giving out free gun control stickers. [OC]

MRW I have enough money left over in the budget for a safe. [Oh see if you can step.

MRW I hear gungrabbers talking about high cap mags

MRW /r/sexwithdogs was banned

MRW reading all the gun control comments on the front page

MRW My fiance gives me ten dollars to get coffee after my job interview today because

MRW someone asks me if I'm a Norm fan.

MRW I see Futa art

MRW I heard we were doing sexy Star Trek gifs and I have a thing for feet

MRW people say chest hair is sexy as hell

MRW I (a trans woman) get my first strap-on and wearing it and seeing it between

MRW everybody knows that the bird is a word..

MRW my pregnant wife's family says they can't wait to see me struggle putting a diaper

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