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Mrw

MRW I click a NSFW link expecting nudity, and get NSFL gore
MRW I try to hit on women
MRW people ask me why I've glued a pair of tits to my forehead.
MRW couples start and end every sentence with "babe" to each other
MRW one upvote is just not enough
MRW a migrane sneaks up on me and I don't have my medication
MRW my top rated comment of all time is "k"
MRW I inexplicably wake up as woman [NSFW]
MRW u shitpost
MRW I discover a new nsfw sub
MRW I pop one of my boyfriend's zits he can't reach
MRW I hit my funny bone (nsfw)
MRW work is super duper slow and I'm all alone! ;P
MRW I finally get a chance to tell the joke I've been thinking of and nobody laughs
MRW /u/WeatherManNZ didnt show up today
MRW the mods mod me and I mod more mods. Mods.
MRW I see an interview with Bill from True Blood and find out he has a British accent
MRW I'm at an orgy and all the bottoms are taken.
MRW I'm browsing reddit.
MRW majority of my family gets killed; but I get on a boat to Braavos.
Mrw getting lead here from nsfw thread
MRW I realize I'm late for school but then immediately remember it's a holiday
MRW a bottom hits me up on Grindr at Mardi Gras
MRW I see people posting their got my tix emails. (NSFW & tongue firmly in
MRW my brothers decided to throw away all my tampons and Oreos just to see what I
MRW I forget my towel in another room while we have company over.
MRW my ex calls out of the blue for the second time in two days.
MRW after seeing the ending to San Andreas
MRW i Power Thrust my daughter. #3BRAVE4BITCHZ
MRW a wizard uses an invisibility spell on not just my clothes, but my juggling balls
MRW I eat more than 4 slices after working out [might be a repost I'm not sure]
MRW someone complains about ass-posts getting old (Now with bonus dick!)
MRW I see a nsfw tumblr gif
MRW a top make me cum hands-free for the first time. (x-post /r/gifs)
MRW JonTron Doesn't Release the Disney Land Episode
MRW someone says mods only remove posts to flex their epeen
MRW I click on a NSFW thread but it's all text
MRW someone takes a part of my body
MRW I realize ________ is Chronos, even though their earlobes don't match.
mrw I remember I am drinking at bill cosby's house
Mrw i hear isis will attack the rio olympics
MRW I've got multiple reddit tabs open at once, and a random one in the middle is
MRW he cums without warning.
MRW Marvel Gets Too Risky
MRW When I Don't Get Into Painting School
MRW a group of low-leveled players tries to gang up on me
MRW at a feminist rally
MRW I found out that the "Facebook Killer" bought himself a 20 piece Chicken
MRW I'm at congressional baseball practice and I hear someone say something positive
MRW I find out my gf told her friends about my D
MRW my grandson warns me they're coming for our guns, so I call my old battle buddy
MRW when normies jumping ship and dat Monday METH gets to rolling in
MRW they say there aren't enough "women" in STEM fields.
MRW TSM lost to Clutch Gaming
MRW literally any guy shows interest in me.
MRW the worlds given me a moral pass and million of dollars but I've castrated and
MRW I'm a black Republican trying to choose a funeral.
MRW I mix up my personal taxi and the escort company I hired to assassinate Princess
MRW he shows me his hot 8'' tool that he'll use to further emasculate me.
mrw I see what happened to this sub

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