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MRW a girl is holding my hand.
MRW looking through comments for source in NSFW subreddits.
MRW I log on and see the April fools shenanigans is gone
MRW I click on a NSFW link and it turns out to be NSFL.
MRW I'm locked out.
MRW the mods take down my post and send me to analogy gifs
MRW browsing /r/traps NSFW
MRW I see a link marked NSFW when working in my cubicle. (SFW)
MRW someone says they like breasts more than Cage
MRW 5 or more links on my front page are NSFW
MRW I visit a subreddit that lacks bravery.
MRW I unlock my phone near a bunch of people and I have NSFW stuff on my screen.
MRW I saw Miley Cyrus twerking for the first time
MRW I'm watching Comedy Central and The Kroll Show comes on (nsfw)
MRW someone says they like General Mills cereal
MRW I see a NSFW tag lately
MRW I clocked out from work today
MRW when my kid says he's done his chores and I know he's full of shit
MRW I get killed in a video game and forget my mic is on for my whole squad to hear
MRW I find out Ts Madison has posted a new rant video. (DO NOT google her if you're
MRW I see berry cosplayers at Apple Con. [SPOILERS]
MRW I've been chest run grinding for an hour and don't get any ship blueprints (advice
MRW i see a shitposter
MRW I realize my world is ending because I'm related to a bunch of famous jackwagons
MRW I realise when I'm watching anime, NSFW stands for not safe for weeaboos.
MRW I see basically CHILDREN posting sexy NSFW pictures of themselves on instagram.
MRW sunt o păsarică super frumy şi citindu-mi mesajele, dau peste un crocopic™
MRW I'm in Titty City shredding on my jet ski and remember that I'm gay and hate
MRW Charles is making an NSFW thread, allegedly
MRW my wife asked if I wanted head...
MRW I am given some prime /r/WTF material, and... it's been linked there already.
MRW when I see a porn thread marked NSFL
MRW my girlfriend suggests we try BDSM (NSFW)
MRW Karma (NSFW)
MRW my GF confronts me about my NSFW post
MRW the hottie next door is pumping up his bike tires... x-post from /r/trailerparkboys
MRW my side banana tells me they are triggered by the fact that I'm a cis-male.
MRW I can't find a single "I lived the Golden Monkey Dream!" post on /r/hearthstone
MRW I'm trying to sneeze but an invisble man won't stop touching my penis.
MRW I browse r/all and I see that the mods of r/4chan really are posting star wars
MRW That's my fetish
MRW I hear Nemo is transferring to a Qatari Club
MRW when Triple HHH goes over
MRW I don't get my drink *just* the way I like it at the bar...
MRW I hear anything said by Shillary Clinton
MRW Sainik gets too excited
MRW my wife catches me in the mirror, in web gear and short shorts, holding my CETME
MRW my gay friend and I both own a chicken farm, but his is more successful than
MRW Election Day
MRW sunt mod pe /r/Stanga si aflu ca PSD e la putere
MRW when I'm outside in a t-shirt and receive a winter storm warning for tonight
MRW I get a 'mallow bun plush [f]rom my roommate coz they thought I seemed down lmao
MRW somebody asks me about my Cards
MRW I see all the lil peep memes
MRW I click on anything NSFW on my phone even when I'm all alone
MRW It's November 1st
MRW my wife agrees to anal
MRW someone says that celebrity endorsements are meaningless:
MRW when I browse r/WorldPolitics and have no idea what’s going on.
MRW my doctor told me to lift my shirt up at my checkup yesterday...

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