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MRW my fundie NSA-loving aunt sends me a Bible on Facebook and i'm no longer feeling
MRW I'm clicking through the NSFW tagged posts too quickly, not paying attention
MRW my girlfriend hugs me after days without sex :(
MRW accidentally finishing the BD with me on top and I need to get to laying down
MRW a hot girl puts her hand on my shoulder
MRW I'm a cat and my husband wants a blowjob (NSFW)
MRW I accidentally click a NSFW post in the library
MRW I get caught staring at cleavage...(Nice!)
MRW when /u/Saskatchebrave turns out to be a Uraguayan spy
MRW I wanna hit on a guy in /r/beards but I don't know if he's gay or not. :(
MRW I'm OP
MRW my friend asks what "NSFW" mean
MRW When I found out Nova Scotia is expecting 50cm of snow tomorrow
MRW the vending machine won’t take the dollar
MRW After I had breakfast in McDonald's due to being in a hurry [Slightly NSFW]
MRW my boyfriend says he made sheet cookies
MRW I finally crack the Max Galactica case in Justice for All
MRW I draw something and cash in on the karma.
MRW I finally no longer hit myself with my dick while masturbating after a penis
MRW I sober up and realize I left the oven on at home
MRW the new girl I'm seeing has highly intelligent conversations with me and talks
MRW I see the sameshit galagsy s6 commercial
MRW the courts rule that the NSA's surveillance is not legal.
MRW visiting Imgur Gallery today I see NSFW comments have been banned
MRW the character I hate in a book finally gets killed (NSFW-ish; o-face)
MRW no major Colgate
MRW my girlfriend "just wants to make out a little"
MRW there's a NSFW link with a very inviting title but I'm on the bus
MRW the only place I can submit my GT Round 2 gif is /r/nsfw_gifs (no, this one isn't
MRW I find out who's going to Ponderosa next.
Mrw pigs brag about their sad dicks or send pictures... what makes you think I need
MRW a classmate said that concern about representation in media is problematic, and
MRW my gf calls me to the living room and then i realize she's discovered all my
MRW Snyder is replaced by Nolan, and Chris Pratt is made SuperbMan.
mrw the mod who caused this sub to made in the first place gets modded with full
MRW I just beat my meat into submission and realized my webcam wasn’t covered and
MRW I saw the new Pokemon designs
MRW Ghostbusters is 77% on RT
MRW I went to /r/gaybros/new for some unknown reason
MRW I ask my drunk wife if she wants to have sex
MRW Hillary accuses Pepe of being sexist
MRW I hit 100,000 link karma
MRW she asks about my "Hair gel"
MRW I hire a Thai prostitute and get less than I was expecting.
MRW I get home from my semester abroad and check my bank account
MRW I get knocked out of round one by a shitty meme.
MRW I see posts in /r/randomactsofblowjob and /r/randomactsofmuffdive, in the same
MRW When the Jews run faster than the hounds
MRW ~ attacking an NPC triggered the fucking Guards.
Mrw I browse gonewild
MRW my homies ask if I just shot that cop
MRW Donald Trump Releases Bin Laden's porn stash...
MRW I hear Richard Branson's private island was devastated by Irma
MRW my wife swallows the red pill
MRW i see my friend on the other side of the street.
MRW - Watching the State of the Union nsfw
mrw havent seen bae for 17 celestial eons
MRW PSG orders extend to the left, MARCH
MRW I found out my fav co-worker is taking a trip with me (43)
MRW /u/badjib makes 3 post bitching about being called a nerd

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