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Mrw

MRW my wife says she wants me to take Easter more seriously this year
MRW I finally get to have sex with my girlfriend after being away for two months.
MRW I realized I've been browsing Reddit with NSFW filter for almost two weeks
MRW I'm searching something innocent on Reddit and get NSFW results
MRW I'm browsing reddit and a NSFW post comes up (X-post from r/adventuretime)
MRW going to the bar after a final
MRW when someone buys a box of Cheerios
MRW I come across a repost in r/nsfw
MRW fundies dont think it be but it do
MRW my friends ask me to pick them up a chick
MRW someone finally posts a source in an NSFW thread
MRW I'm taking a shower and the government comes to take my guns [NSFW]
MRW I accidentally open a NSFW link at work and it's porn.
MRW a really disgusting post gets downvoted on /r/wtf
MRW I walk outside and my newly drilled atty whistles in the wind.
MRW we had to form groups in class [FARGO SPOILERS].
MRW somebody offers me a cigarette 2 days before my 12mos analog-free anniversary.
MRW someone says the_dinks is straight
MRW I open a NSFW link on work
MRW midnight kicks in and suddenly /r/all is filled with NSFW posts
mrw i make poppy seed tea
MRW I submit a NSFW pic, and someone makes a racist comment.
MRW I'm walking around a sex-toy store. (NSFW)
MRW US Congress approves over half a trillion dollars in military spending
MRW I am being provoked by randians and twatters and aaptists.
MRW some peasant tries to tell me iOS is better than Android
MRW when my vapemail doesn't arrive on it's scheduled delivery day, but I act like
MRW I open a NSFW image at work
MRW something on the front page is tagged NSFW
MRW after buying everything under the sun to decorate a tree this week, and my bf
MRW the title sequence music suddenly scares the fuck out of me every fucking time
MRW I decide that the current shitposts aren't entertaining enough so I repost my
MRW I am trying to fap to vegpups
MRW my Dad suddenly "gets headaches" from second hand vapor.
MRW I get done watching a Christopher Nolan film
MRW the gov'ment gives women rights
MRW it turns out this isn't actually a casting call for Lord of the Rings
MRW I'm reddit during political season
MRW I met Adventure Rainbow [Spoilers could be in the comments.]
MRW there's so much NSFW content on /r/all and I can't stop clicking them
MRW I find valuable treasure on the ground and I want to pick it up without anyone
MRW I see some titties but then see a dick (I'm not gay btw)
MRW I heard Tyrod was signed long term
MRW the girl I dated for a month texts me that today would have been our 1 year anniversary
MRW I finish reciting my list of celebrity crushes during slow motion sexy time with
MRW I step on a piece of sidewalk salt in my house that was tracked in by someone's
MRW I realize I can draw a hand correctly.
MRW people don't mark their post as NSFW.
MRW I'm at a party with blacklights and everybody's staring at me
MRW my str8 crush leaves for the night.
MRW im the only meat eater on the table
Mrw I have an extra chromosome but got a good job that doesn't involve bagging groceries.
MRW I can just repost the first meme from 2017 and it's eerily relevant
MRW /r/CCW thinks they're a sheepboi
MRW I saw the guy wearing a thigh rig in the Jurassic World preview
MRW I learn that cup finals aren't included in the Arsenal season ticket price
MRW I'm a /r/gayyoungold dad4son and boyfie gets too long in the tooth.
mrw i realise hrt isnt instant (nsfw)
Mrw i realize how many women have off center buttholes
MRW I find out Bootsy wasn't compensated for his work

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