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When my old man told me it was time to hit the road.
When I'm in a gunfight
When I try to poop too hard.
When I'm trying to get everyone's attention and I need help from my boobs (nsfw?)
Whenever I'm feeling in the mood for some bowling [NSFW]
mrw I have to take a shit, but refuse to pause the game. [NSFW] [Gross]
When I browse r/aww [NSFW]
When I throw an invisible fingerbang orgy but don't notice that two other Opaques
When I decide to be Captain Hook (possibly NSFW)
When I take Viagra [NSFW]
When I figure out what gave me food poisoning NSFW
When my bf pulls out that foot-hand of his (NSFW)
When I intend to summon forth a plague of locusts but remember that I missed lunch.
MRW I'm too sexy for my shirt
MRW I'm a cat and my husband wants a blowjob (NSFW)
When I find the perfect dumpling skin
When I'm training for my title fight against the Patriarchy
MRW I had a little accident, and try to hit on the attractive young EMT.
When I'm invited to a fancy pool party [nsfw]
MRW my friends ask me to pick them up a chick
When I lie about my size
MRW I'm taking a shower and the government comes to take my guns [NSFW]
MRW when a flasher pulls down his pants to wish me a "Happy Valentine's Day!"
MRW I realize there's no toilet paper left.
Mrw I see something that makes me say wow on reddit.
When I touch a bitch with my dangling trunk in the morning
MRW I finally no longer hit myself with my dick while masturbating after a penis
MRW I sober up and realize I left the oven on at home
MRW I'm in Titty City shredding on my jet ski and remember that I'm gay and hate
MRW I like to give my boyfriend a perfunctory blowjob before we get a little freaky
MRW doing marijuana the first time and I get approached by my mom while it simultaneously
MRW my wife asked if I wanted head...
MRW there is cripple karaoke night but they forgot the mic stand
MRW I'm cosplaying with live ammunition and a horde of zombie penises attack. *NSFW*
[NSFW]MRW I find out that topless snorkeling is cancelled
MRW I go skinny dipping after eating mexican food but forgot to feed my dog
MRW My friends ask to play Duck Duck Goose but I don't understand the game.
MRW when I'm the hiring manager at a hospital and a man named Buck comes in for an
MRW I'm trying to sneeze but an invisble man won't stop touching my penis.
My reaction when she's gonna give me a BJ after a month of abstinence but I have
MRW I'm shocked by Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump's ability to turn invisible and
MRW the erection lasts for under 4 hours
MRW I hear that if you want to make it in Hollywood you have to blow a few stars
MRW I get told I am well hung
MRW it turns out this isn't actually a casting call for Lord of the Rings
MRW I wake up after topping a heavy night of drinking off with an extra spicy kebab
(GOT S6 SPOILERS) MRW I wake up at 7 and my Timex says it's 2 because it broke
MRW my gay friend and I both own a chicken farm, but his is more successful than
MRW I'm trying my hardest to seduce Donkey Kong
MRW I hire a Thai prostitute and get less than I was expecting.
MRW I finish reciting my list of celebrity crushes during slow motion sexy time with
Mrw I have the power of super sonic gas and I must defend myself against my arch
MRW the chiropractor pops my hip back in place
[NSFW] MRW I'm an American living on my own in a rural area and I hear my front door
MRW my grandma doubts my ability to transmute any matter into tomato sauce
What I’m thinking when a woman says ‘Do you mind? My face is up here.’
[NSFW]MRW a filthy bandit on a horse steals my gold-stuffed pouch, but I'm fast enough
My clitoris when my vibrator runs out of batteries
MRW I plan a hookup with a guy but don't have any lube
MRW I finally feel what's it like to be fisted

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