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When I've been jerking off with bacon fat and forget to feed the dog (NSFW)
Whenever racial equality
When one of my friends tells a funny joke
After checking my cis privilege
Whenever my girlfriend cleans the kitchen
When my nipples turn into leopards and I shoot milk out of them
Whenever I'm brushing my teeth in the shower
Everytime I go to the grocery store
When I am a magician and check out a one night stand for STD's
When I stay in to read a book by the fire, even though it's Saturday.
MRW my dad asks me if I need anything from the store.
When my mom says i should bond with my dad more
wife goes to the doctor on a cruise.
Whenever I get hungry
When people tell me "my dick can't score" [NSFW]
Riding a Moped [NSFW]
Whenever I forget to floss [NSFW]
Mfw I come for the first time
When I violently prematurely ejaculate
MRW I hook up with a fat chick
When I realize how perfect my new girlfriend's skin is
Whenever I think back on Kindergarten, all the fun I had there, and all the great
MRW I eat too many warheads
When I've done 5 'leg days' in a row
When I go to the boob dimension
When I see a white knight defending me from "creeps" on one of my /r/gonewild
MRW I'm a medieval monster masturbating in a castle
When I try to kick off the new year with a bang
MRW I'm looking for the wizard that turned me into a woman but suddenly enjoy the
My buttholes reaction when my girlfriends tries to stick her finger in it.
when a girl does too many kegels
MRW I have a role in the new Prometheus movie.
MRW my GF wants to do "butt stuff"
MFW I need a hand playing guitar becuase I'm masturbating
A modern portable hat rack.
MRW the snake in my boot is in my hat
When you're going down on him and his load is bigger than expected
When you just can't hold it any longer. (NSFW)
MRW I find valuable treasure on the ground and I want to pick it up without anyone
MRW I'm a volutopus horny monster.
Drunk guy at the hospital with explosive diarrhea
Car explodes for no good reason
Well that didn't work
Man Voluntarily has himself set on fire Instantly Regrets.
My reaction if someone was to give me a Portal Gun
MRW when no matter how hard I'm fucking my cute bf in his tight little ass he keeps
MRW my roommate accuses me of cultural appropriation for using a didgeridoo improperly.
That's a cool move
MRW I catch my girlfriend cheating on me but it's with another girl and she wants
Something is wrong
MRW I'm super turned on by clowns but all I can get him to do is kidnap me
MRW I'm making my way downtown driving fast and I'm home bound staring blankly ahead
MRW someone doesn't tag their post NSFW and I see a thumbnail with some titties while
MRW my boss walks in and i'm browsing NSFW shit on Reddit. . .
My reaction when I'm shitting myself so I have to pull over in the next exit and
MRW my wife agrees to anal
MRW it's not even 25% into no nut 2020 and I'm rethinking my life choices.

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