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I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PASSPORT!!!!!!!!!!!1 LMAO YOUR LUCKY THE AIRPORT LET YOU COME HOME
DO I NEED TO GET OUT THE BELT AND WHIP UR LITTLE BUTTS INTO GEAR, MFERS?!?
EVERY GOD D*MN TIME, THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!! WHO'S WITH ME??
DONT MAKE ME GET THE FUCKEN SUPERVISOR!
YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM ROLLING TO THE CANDY AISLE, MFER DONT EVEN TRY
WE ALL KNOW IT DON'T LET THE BULLIES GET U DOWN!!!
DONT YOU KNOW THE FUCKEN RULES!!!!!!!!
THIS NEW PHONE HAS THE DANKEST FUXING KEYBOARD DUDES!!
NO THESE PICS OF CELEBS SMILING WERE NOT THE BEST PART OF MY DAY MFER
WE DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER WHILE WE DO IT JUST THE SCREEN
[DAY 6] YOUR THE ONE WHO CAME IN WITHOUT KNOCKING MFER –sent from my iPod Touch
SERIOUSLY, EAT YOUR BREAKFAST EVEN IF THE CHEERIOS ARE STALE! I MAKES YOU HEALTHY!
I HEARD YOU KNOCK THE FIRST TIME ASSWIPE
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
MEIRL U MESSED WITH THE WRONG CRAZY MFERS 2NITE!!!! GIVEN U ONE. LAST. CHANCE.
FWD THIS TO THE BATMAN CREATORS PLEASE!!!!
ITS MY XBOX SO HES NOT JUST PLAYING THE GAME WRONG HES ALSO JUST BEING A DICK MFER!!!!!!!
STOP HOGGING THE BATHROOM JACOB!!! I NEED TO TAKE A P*SS REAL BAD
MY APPLICATION TO JOIN THE PAC!K!!!
U WANNA SLEĒP WITH THE F*SHES???!! U PROBBLY DO ACTAULLY
THESE MFIN ME IRL MFERS ARE STEALING ARE MEMES ON TWITTER NOW!!!!! WAS THE FIRST
SERIOUSLY THEY SHOULD MAKE ALL THE TOILETS BIGGER BECAUSE THIS D*CK AIN'T GETTING
CUZ AM 1 STEP CLOSSER TO THE EDGE!!!!!!
MADE SOMETHING FOR THE MODS! ??
MOM!!!!! WHAT THE H*CK????????
HOW AM I GONNA PLAY THE NEW ZELDA GAME NOW!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
I LEARNED BY WATCHING THE MATRIX, SO WATCH YOURSELF!
IT'S NOT THE HECK*N SAME THING
[COOKOFF] I PAYED FOR FOOD SO NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT IN HERE!!!
YOU ASK THE SAME THING EVERY FUCKING TIME
TO THE "MODS" OF /r/CRAPPYDESIGN, I GOT A MASSAGE FOR YOU HATEFUL MFERS!!!!!!!
MAC IS G*D'S GIFT TO THE WORLD MFERS!!!!
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART MFER
PLAY WITH FIRE??? DONT BE SURPRISED WHEN YOUR DUMB ASS GETS LIT THE FUCK UP!!!!
CALLING ALL HOG CRANKERS AND CRACKERS OF COLD ONES!!! WE WANT YOU IN THE RANKS OF
CALL ME "SPEED RACER" SINCE IM THE BEST DRIVER THERE IS!!!!!
SPOTTED A BROTHER AT THE FAIR!!!!! AROOOOOO!!
SAW THIS MFER IN THE WILD. SWEET SHIRT BRITHER AROOOOOO!!!!!
I JUST WANT TO SKETCH SOME BOMBASS CHARACTERS AND LISTEN TO ICED EARTH, DON'T NEED
GOTTA KEEP THE STREETS OF SHADY OAKS SAFE! NEVER KNOW WHAT KIND OF DIRTY MFERS ARE
I LIKE MY SOFTWARE THE WAY IT IS, THANK YOU
DAMD AIN'T THAT THE FUCKEN TRUTH!!!!!!!
FOR ALL YOU N00BIE H8TERS OUT THERE THAT DON'T LIKE THE WAY I RUN THIS FUCKEN SHOW!!!!!!!!!
THAT SUMS IT THE FUCK UP!!!
BEER, JUGZ AND ALL THE MOST BADA$$ MFERS IN 1 PLACE
LOVE YOU MOM BUT THIS IS THE TRUTH
JUST NEEDED TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR SOME FUCKEN PEOPLE

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