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THIS WAS THE 5TH FUCKING TIME SHE ASKED FOR A RIDE! THIS IS WHAT I TOLD MY COWORKER!
I could do w/o the FUCKING drama!!!!!!!!
Now its time to pay the fucking price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE POSTING MY SHIT TO THE COPYPASTA AND CRINGE SUBREDDIT ON A DAILY BASIS CAN
I LOVE THE SHIT!
FOR ALL THE FUCKIN TROLLS THAT HAVE BEEN FUCKING WITH ME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!
PSA TO ALL THE LADIES OUT THERE!!!
FUCK THE HATERS YALL!!!
Or get the FUCK outta my way!!!!!!
WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE WHEN THE PIZZA IS GOOD LOLOL!!!!
WATCH OUT WHEN U'RE TRYNA REMINISCE WITH THE 90S!!!!
CATHERINE ZETA JONES REALLY GETS ME STIFF IN THE OLD PANTALONES
SOME OF US ARE TOO SMART FOR THE EDUCATION SYSTEM MFER!!!
AT LEAST PULL THE BLANKET UP U FKN sERIUS?
HE CAN HAVE THE PRAWN COCKT*IL THO, THEY TASTE LIKE SHI*
JUST KEEP THEM IN THE MEDICINE CABINET
IT'S NOT YOU'RE TV MFER GIMME BACK THE REMOTE
ITS BADASS AF ESPECIALLY THE GRRROWLSS
HOW THE FUCK DO I USE THIS?!?!?!?!
SERIOUSLY IT EASES THE FLOW OF TRAFFIC CONGESTION... STOP HONKING YOU FUCKS!
IT'S MY HEART, BY THE WAY
IT REALLY TIES THE F*KING ROOM TOGETHER
MY GRANDPFER ALWAYS SAID "KEEP YOURE FREINDS CLOSE, AN STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM
ACOUSTTIC GUITRAS SUCK MFERS!!! LET ME TELL YOU A STROY OF HOW I TRIED TO SERENADE
"SWOLLEN WITH LIQUID READY TO BURST A LOAD OF MY LYMPH WILL QUENCH THIS DEAD
TRUMP: "SEND IN THE HELLS RETRIEVERS MISSILES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" PUTIN:
[COCKOUT] IF YOU MAKE CHIMICHANGAS IM GONNA CHIMI CHUCK EM OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!!!
LOL THAT FUCKING GUY FROM THE JEEP COMMERCIAL IS DEAD HES PROBABLY A SKELETON NOW
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH MFERS!!!!!
AI'NT THAT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SHE_WOLF HAS MY BACK. CAN U SAY THE SAME??
LIVE: COURTROOM SKETCH FROM THE KARMACOURT TRIAL!!!!!!
WHY CANT YOU GET ONE OF THE COOL FLAVORS LIKE BBQ INSTEAD OF THAT NASTY TRASH FLAVOR???
FR*CK YOU BROTHER!!! YOU ALWAYS HOG THE GAMER MACHINE!!!
I DONT KNOW WHEN THE TRAIN GETS HEAR MFER, DO I LOOK LIKE I NO?
IF YOU DONT STEAL ARE MEMES, THEIR WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE. BUT IF YOU DO THERE WILL
[MOST BADASS SUMMER] KAREN IS GONNA START LEARNING THE HARD WAY NOT TO FUCC WITH
THIS IS THE BADASS RESPONSE I BASICALLY GOT AFTER TELLING HER 'GOOD MORNING MFER'
THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW MFER!
GUNS ARE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE M'FER WHO AKIMBOS THEM
PEOPLE WANNA KNOW WHY I DO THE SHIT I DO
LET?SLIP?THE?HOGS?OF?WAR
TBH ITS CAUSE MY DAD PAYS FOR THE SERVICE PLAN
ALL ABOARD YER BADASS MFERS, WE'RE SAILING THROUGH THE FIRES OF HELL

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