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Wrecking ball
All right meg, not bad. (NSFW)
She seems nice
I can't believe my match made this his moment.. (NSFW)
Shaving Problems
I would have chosen different words...
There's forward, and then there's THIS.
Sorry, No Face Pics
Oh I am SO in.
Wholesome
I'm not that girl
I swiped right for the spider...I promise.
Winning the lottery
High Standards
No words
I can touch my own vagina
I NEED AN ADULT
Thank you to the guy who gave me the Titanic line
Only time I've ever wanted to fuck my Cousin
Super liked
10/10 response.
At least he's being honest
A bit of a leak
Blow you on the way...
"I'm a lady have some respect!"
....I'm no booty call
I've been doing it wrong this whole time
Creepiest boner ever
So do I, Nicole. So do I
England is a pretty classy place. [NSFW]
NO HOOKUPS
WTF? Nsfw
Mix 1 part sexy with 1 part offensive = My Kinda Girl
A sketchy way to get matches...
What a time to be alive
What the fuck
A whole new level
That's one way to get someone to swipe right
Such a cute freakin dog... wait, wtf? [NSFW]
The proper way to take a shirtless mirror selfie
That sounds like a healthy relationship
Started out well, got better
So do you ever shave that?
I tried using that 'Pick-Up Line by Name' generator...
6foot&4inches.
I think she means the first thing that comes up...
Red flag central
Am I doing this right?
Always collect payment upfront.
Well things definitely escalated quickly
2020 is already coming thru, bless up ?
Note to self: become a clown
Wash your...
Have you seen me on Tinder yet?