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Trippinthroughtime

Low-key lesbians in college..
Netflix and chill
Grandma always had the funniest stories
Thou smell, woman
Everyone Needs Alone Time
Outfit
Blessed are the apple bottoms
When she likes older men
Hoes gonna hoe
#relatable
When no one wants to join your coven so you improvise
Sex in your fifties
Wanna know something else? Chicks love 'em.
Women's Studies
When the Goyim try to shut you down
Amateur porn has its challenges.
I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now
When you're trying to score and her kid walks in
Going places where no man has gone before
Less whine more wine
"You guys wanna hear my flute solo?"
Can I has two?
It seemed like a good idea when we were drunk.
Yeah, but can it do THIS?
David Cameron's Inspiration
Every. Single. Time.
18th century struggles
One night stand.
Absolutely scandalous
men are such pigs
Club Bouncer
Damn it!
Moves to make the bitches wet
"personal assistant" is a broad term
c'mon pops
Knocked out with your cock out
Organic and specially handpicked...
You're making a big mistake, fellas!
And your buddy is totally clueless
Bitch please
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
The Party’s Over
My eyes are up here!
My boss is really riding me
Sure you can go topless - NSFW
Giddy up, Aristotle!
Brace yourself. I'm coming.
Just one Drink.
Turkish Baths
"So, um, what am I supposed to do, y'all?"
Medieval Melancholy
When you begin to run out of ideas for roleplay
Not much, you?
If you don't stop fussin', I'm not going to get it out.
Lots of balls out too
Welcome to my OnlyPeasants
*2 hours later*
His life was never the same again