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Trippinthroughtime

All aboard the man train
Check 'em
When yo dick so big...
When you drunk & think you subtle...
Ye olde Tinder
When you need 2 bitches to carry your huge dick
Pick your partner
Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the
Before there was vajazzle
When she come home drunk.... NSFW
Classy Ladies
When the girl is a freak but ugly AF
When someone admits they are a girl on the internet
So good that everyone needs to see
Dick game over 9000
10/100 maybe
She wants apples, but I'm thinking about melons
I'm gonna need a new prescription for beer goggles
Say it one more time! I dare you!
Third wheel
[NSFW] Why so surprised?
D game on point.
When your parents walk in without knockin
When you're strolling with your man's dick in hand and a dead hater tries to ruin
You were really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man
Posting NSFW content
When you a 40 y/o virgin..
Even Satan knows that it's a trap
What's eating you?
When she says she is a freak in bed but it backfires on you.
The only time a girl calls me
The inevitable...
Just a normal gathering...
When you put your foot in the bath and realise there's no hot water
Looks like tuna’s back on the menu boys
When he’s a little inexperienced in bed
Sexual oblivious lesbian
Cute but clumsy
When you're getting flayed but shit's tickly AF
Doesn't count, above the waist
Served just right
We have no aircon in the office
No tacos?
Fragile Egos...
And here we are.
He pulled a sneaky on ya
a bounteous feast
Spicy metaphor
No homo
Kids today
[Warning]: 18+
Cursed?
When kink is all you think
trippin'
Bears just dont vibe that way.
Netflix and chill when the door bell rings
"Why, my gigantic balls of course"
Derpy Dickasaurus
Poor Woman
Primary brain