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This is not my year... (Maybe NSFW?)
So this happened to a guy at my work yesterday. (Warning blood)
[NSFW] Nurse gets a faceful of jayjay-juice
Well my hotel did tell me to expect some eye catching views
Should've worn a diaper....
Didn't quite make it
Selfie injury.
Getting the BBQ going.
Sorry Mam, if you want to use the restroom you have to buy something, NSFW
Someone puked on the train and now it's slowly sliding its way through the car.
Player 3 enters the game
Friendzoned by National Geographic
Road rage.
Not the kind of nuts the squirrel was after
Rub a dub dub, shit in the tub
Took the tip of my finger off between two heavy duty magnets
Truck plows through dozens of mopeds at a red light
Lobbed off a piece of my finger with a meat slicer.
After one of the longest weeks I've had in a very long time, I came home from work
Whoops i dropped my skirt
What a waste of lucky charms
Blind trust
this captcha i got when submitting a contact form today
Slurp slurp kissie kissie
[OC] Kitchen renovations seem to be going well
I accidentally locked my cat in my closet all night, she left me this.
[NSFW] I spilled Taco Bell sauce on my shirt, making the horse a little too happy
He protects.
Happened back in March. A piece of angle iron fell off of a table Nelson stud first
guillotined my finger in my ladder
[OC] Someone kept airdropping their asscheeks to me when I was at the gym yesterday
Guy posts picture of his passion project, accidentally outs himself as an incest
Smashed my finger in my trunk
I cut my thumb with a razor and did a terrible job sealing it up with super glue.
bad oral hygiene as a kid now 23 with no insurance
Stolen from a friend's FB, someone did the toilet in her plant pot
Somehow managed to put my thumb through the bottom of my French press
" it's just a tiny hangnail, I've just showered so the skin will be nice and
Got a rock stuck in my hand today...
Got distracted, never get distracted...
Developed sudden cold allergy some months ago. I can control it with antihistaminic,
I guess my cat has diarrhea... This is my mattress pad. It smelled really bad and
50th birthday gift lost in mail. Company reships gift. Both gifts then sit in the
Well, shit. There goes my Mindy St. Claire lifestyle
My 12 yr old's toe and nail has grown painfully wrong for 8 years. Imagine stepping
Happened at work the other day. Such a horrible place to get hurt ahhhh
I felt a similar pain...
Cut off the tip of my finger making Christmas dinner yesterday
Found a broken beer bottle shard with my foot at the beach in Mexico
We starting a dog poop trend? I rescued a 1 year old Pitbull.
I sliced my fingernail cutting vegetables
My friend got drunk and puked in my bathroom
My foot got infected because I cut my nails to short, now I can't walk. [sorry, not
NSFW My dog puked in the car.