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Poor little guy, we thought it was a leaf for weeks. (non-gore, bird death)

This guy could've had the best night ever, but got too wasted

Trying on some new high heels

Slept on my side while bleeding heavily.[NSFW]

(NSFW) Bodysuit limbo dance

(NSFW/Nudity) Limbo dancing

For sale 2003 jeep liberty, custom paint. Great for getting around.

Trying to move across stepping stones.

That’s one way to condemn a marriage.

Dog ate my money

I was trying not to wake my roommate up so I went into the bathroom to shake my blender

"The next stop on this service is Water-poo"

[NSFW] Showing off those dance moves while going commando

Cutting the whole hand off would have probably been less painful

Phone favors

MAJOR POOP EXPLOSION

I was performing and my butt cheeks were hanging out the whole time. It was caught

Catching a drill bit.

This is all what I got for Christmas

The ground betrayed the fuck out of me. Literally vanished from beneath my feet while

Trying to make a heart shape

Girlfriend is drunk, left a little turd on my bathroom floor. [NSFW]

He won’t drink that much anymore...

Got hit by a car, and the handle of my bike hit my stomach and left this huge bruise.

Slipped and fell in the shower after taking this NSFW

Drank too much, went to the bathroom for the pooping, vomited on the floor. Awesome

Cousin was cooking dinner and stepped into the other room. Came back to his kitchen

not only did i trip and dropped my pizza, i also broke my fingernail and it wont

Searched Africa on youtube the vids were not what I expected

My boxer brother got mad at me and now I'm at the dentist

Turned out to a fire call in the middle of a shower with no time to wear socks. Now

Dont litter

My wife calls me accident prone. This is the result of making caramel while barefoot..

[NSFW] Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my

Play stupid games

Cucumber person, I rise to you, my penis... Well not really good at raising it.

Small vegetable people, I raise you my dick (censored and text added cuz cp is bad)

[NSFW] Got this from closing my Gatorade bottle in class right before I had to give

Stunning your toe. beyond 9000. 2020 style.

I have to start wearing diapers due to anal leakage.

The door to the office apparently broke. It's 25°F today. I hope it gets fixed soon...

The progression of the swelling from my wisdom tooth extraction. 4 days. Merry Christmas

Burnt the back of my hand and messed up my pizza at the same time. NSFW

Unable to find the smell for a few days we finally found that our meat freezer had

Fell while running with a key

Fell while running with a key

NSFW "Ups, my knife slipped"

Just got my dream mountain bike. Ridden it about 5 times. Just slipped on ice walking

Nearly a weeks worth of the most inconvenient bruise ever...

A misfortunate misstep

I was wringing a towel and did it one too many times. Tore a chunk of skin from my

a dog in my city stole a body from the cemetery. i dont know if this is NSFW.

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