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MRW I saw an Oculus Rift nude demo
MRW I had to go to Walmart on a Sunday, upon arrival I realized it was Sunday and
MRW when I go to a wedding.
MRW I'm auto clicking through r/all and hit a NSFL tagged post. Never learn..
MRW I can't teach my son to ride a bike.
MRW my grandmother calls me while I'm jerking off
MRW when someone tells something exciting they did.
[NFSW] MRW Listening to a face melting bass drop
MRW I Open a NSFL Link
MRW my buddies ask if I'm OK after my breakup with my gf of 8 years. (NSFW)
MRW while Scrolling down to that MRW...
MRW my candy bar gets stuck in the vending machine
MRW I see something I loved as a kid
MRW Dexter's Laboratory released a Hip Hop album..
MRW I start seeing all these leaked female celebrity nudes
MRW I see a repost get double the karma of an OP
MRW my girlfriend sent me this link as a joke [NSFW]
MRW my hot neighbor flashes me and my sister (NSFW)
MRW I watch the person I voted for lose as the election results come in. (NSFW language)
MRW I already came and she still tuggin'
MRW Employee leaves work after an hour because it's his birthday and things are "slow"
MRW my GF sends me a booty call text, asking that I bring my trouser trooper.
MRW I'm browsing reddit pics with my daughter next to me and forget to turn off nsfw
MRW after I received head from a 67 year old woman.
Mrw I nut and she keeps sucking
MRW my front page is top to bottom nsfw 3D line gifs
MRW: Best friend just graduated, and I'm here doing nothing
MRW I'm looking at NSFW posts at work
MRW a nasty accident happens behind me when I'm stuck at a red light
MRW: Mormons turn up at 8am on a Sunday.
MRW I browse most of the NSFW subreddits
MRW When I Eat Bad Chinese Food
MRW I'm about to turn in for the night and stumble upon the NSFW side of reddit.
[NSFW] MRW My boss says I can't take the day off on my equivalent of Christmas
MRW my roommates finally leave the apartment
MRW I browse any NSFW subreddit.
MRW my friend is away from his computer and i'm checking his browser history (a lot
MRW I study for finals
MRW when I accidentally click NSFL link
MRW Hover Zoom opens a r/WTF NSFW Link
MRW I'm waiting for nsfw posts to load
MRW I buy myself and early christmas present
MRW seeing a NSFW link after masturbating
MRW my roommate brings his girl back to our tiny apartment
MRW I see a sexually provocative titled post tagged NSFW and it ends up being a penis
MRW someone finds my nsfw account
MRW I see Spiderman in the new Captain America trailer
MRW the wifey leaves for work and I stay home "sick"
MRW when someone says that sexually-based offenses aren't considered especially heinous
MRW I am slowly browsing through /r/all and my NSFW filter is off
MRW I'm taking a nap and I hear someone knock on my door
MRW I Nutted But She Still Sucking [NSFW]
MRW my BIL says he's bored
MRW I say "I don't want no gold" and get 4 gold bars in less than 8 minutes
MRW I'm in a bdsm relationship, where I need permission to cum, and He finally gives
MRW When getting home with a 'girl' and 'she' takes off 'her' pants
MRW I get an award on reddit