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Thefamilytrap

"Oh hey honey. Come to help out your sister?"
"That's it sweetie, mommy's here. Let mommy fill you with all her warmth."
"Nuh uh, bro. You're not coming upstairs dressed like that. Mom and dad are
My sister doesn't go out on a date without being reminded who really loves her.
My neighbors aren't a big fan of all the noise when my sister comes over.
Mom always makes time for me before bed.
Sis won't take any of my resolutions seriously.
When sis gets her hair done I know she's feeling sexy.
My sister is never really ready when she says she is.
Mom always puts my wellbeing first.
"You wanna join us, Daddy?"
"Well, bro's been very, very naughty."
I play vidya, sis goes out, but we both end up at the same place.
It's great to see my new girlfriend getting along with my sister.
On an overnight road trip, my sister and I had to make a few pit stops.
With us four cousins renting a house together, every night is a party.
I've been teaching my sister some proper techniques, but we have a lot more practice
Sis can only take so much grinding at the club before she wants to take a break.
My cousin and I like to catch up on our own at family gatherings.
Mom can't just sunbathe without me noticing.
Upgrading the decor did wonders with my sister.
Sis and I keep the Valentine's chair out all year round.
My sister lets me know when there's a reason to drive quickly home.
Admittedly, my cousin is happier with two toys.
"Duude, I thought it was just your dad joining us on Spring Break."
Sis and I are always getting busted doing some mischief or another.
When dad's occupying the house, mom and I head outside for our private time.
Do you like my new dress, brother?
You're staying in my room tonight, cousin? Good.
You don't mind if I do this in the living room, right Daddy?
With my step-sister, I never mind coming second.
Whenever I take my mother out for a nice dinner, I get a room just in case.
Whenever we play Cops and Robbers, my sister goes deep undercover.
My little sister can be cute when she wants to be.
Fortunately, my sister gets bored easily.
I finally took my sister out on a river cruise. So far, she really seems to enjoy
Killing two birds with one stone is like a family motto for us.
So sis, what exactly is the problem?
Sis never liked to be teased.
I was a bit upset when the town bad boy took a liking to my sister. But I should
Sis wanted to capture our reunion.
I can always tell when sis is done with our warm-up.
Mom puts clean sheets on my bed every night, for a reason.
Sis is always dangling something good in my face.
Sis has a trump card whenever I want a serious conversation.
I don't just visit my aunt's for her famous cooking, but the dessert after.
Mom was really thankful for the scarf I bought her this winter.
With my brother back at home, I always have to brace for him catching me in the bath.
When my aunt swings by for a visit, she brings her A-game.
"Thirsty, bro?"
Sis is no fan of tan lines.
When sis asked for an honest reaction to her new undies, she got one.
My husband had something extra special in mind for our daughter's homecoming.
When mom leaves my sister in charge, she makes sure I behave.
Sis can get a little too excited hanging out with my girlfriend and me.
I never grew out of sword fights with my sister.
A lot has changed since my brother came out of closet.
"Should we really?" is a question my sister always asks too late.
Costume Day at the office is way more fun in a family business.
Sis always asks for my opinion on holiday outfits.