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"You finished ALL your chores? And your homework? And you locked all the doors?
Bro's been showing me this "Hot Yoga" he likes so much.
Hubby's so cute with his little baby girl in his lap.
Every other Monday night, sis and I do the laundromat grind together.
With such a comfy bed, I can't help visiting my sister's room every night.
Mom doesn't finish her daily chores until after she's polished me off.
It's always nice to see my sister actually using the Christmas presents I buy her.
My brother was the first to show up at my new dorm to welcome me to college.
My sister didn't end up winning the beauty pageant, but I wouldn't think of altering
Mom's lessons on sex are always up close.
Sis is always goofing around in the bathroom.
It's a running joke in our family that my sister is easy to please.
Daddy still joins me for bath time.
"No time to explain, nephew. Hop in"
Sis can always use more lotion.
Mom and I made the most of the after-hours hotel pool.
My sister's smile when I agree to her "50 Shades" game.
Sis and I like pretty much the same things.
Come visit me Daddy. Come visit me Daddy.
My step-sister always seems happy to see me.
Now mother, have you been thinking about me again?
Bro's rule: biggest cock comes first.
I try not to interrupt mom and auntie, until it's my turn.
I never feel threatened by the boys my sister brings home.
Sis and I both work hard to keep mom happy.
Like my bow, beau bro?
A few beers in, I had almost forgotten why I went shopping with my sister that day.
My sister is a sucker for a little romance.
Sis still pulls out her school uniform on special occasions.
When I stay over at my aunt’s house she sees to all my needs.
“Ready to go out, bro?”
It’s annoying when sis steals my shirts. But she does make it up to me.
“So, do you think I’ve lost weight brother?”
I never wake up to regrets with my sister.
The ride home from school with my sister is never dull.
No matter when I check on my daughter’s homework, she always says she’s finished.
When Mom comes to check on me at night, she usually stays a couple hours.
A few of the fancy things my sister buys she can only share with me.
It’s nice to see my nephew getting along so well with his cousin.
I’m not sure picking up my sister from a party is the same as “going home”
My play time with sis starts after daddy's.
Auntie’s lessons have focused more on the horizontal tango.
Even after I vetoed my sister’s Halloween outfit, we still found a use for it.
I hate it when my sisters start without me.
I love seeing my brother happy.
My cousin sets the healthy example in everything we do.
I can always tell when my sister is ready to go out, and when she needs to stay in
Chauffeuring my aunt around mostly involves finding quiet areas to park the car.
Patience at supper with mother leads to a reward later under the covers.
Mom never sends me to class on an empty stomach.
I like spending time with my sister too, but mom usually beats me to it.
I still boop my sister before bed.
Sis always wants more time to get ready, even when it's clear she already is.
When sis and I play pool, I choose the stakes.
I never have to worry about easy access with my sister.
Mom and I are acting like rabbits a little early this year.
Mom knows I do the same thing for her every year on Mother's Day.
My sister always says she wants to meet new people. So now I bring friends over.
I hadn't known my daughter moonlighted as a prostitute, but since I'd already paid
I love dancing with my sister at parties, because I can feel when she's ready to

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