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A pair in motion...
My word! <--the truly not-safe-for-work version...
The Cuppet Show
Me: Compare her face to her boobs. Engineer: I got this!
Hi, Ho!
Chemistry
Girlfriend: "What the hell kind of floor lamp is THAT???" Me: "If
Tattoos don't count!
This is why Betsy from Etsy can't jet ski...
I call bottom!
Smirks are perks!
How SirJimmy learned to count...
Ain't no rest for the wicked...
Gunpowder. Gelatine. Dynamite with a laser beam...
The many definitions of "bound"...
Too soon?
If you're prudent and play it safe, then you won't get Ink on you...
The only who can tell you, "You can't!" - is YOU...
Don't overthink it. Others in the comments...
I'm also okay with kneeling...
Thanksyou'reapeach!
A Girl without Freckles is like a Night without Stars...
Dark Mode Beta for Cameron Diaz (archived)...
No person is completely wicked, just as no person is perfect. We are all grey...
I heat up! I cool down. When something gets in my way I go round it...
Tee'pol, T'pol, Tee'pol, Tee'Paw'ah'olll. I suggest you look in the comments for
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene. I suggest you look in the comments for more...
One of these things is not like the others!
Always leave 'em wanting more! Spoiler - and more - in the comments...
What goes up...
Gawd bless yo mama!
Necked!
"Nice pupaes, Chrysalis!"
When suddenly having to choose and there's no time to think!
No matter the appetite, everything is a napkin in bed...
The 1960s called. They want YO MAMA!
Quarantine, day thirteen, and the onslaught continues...
Boujee booty-booby boofy beauty!
"Craps" are better than "slots"... Ready to click?
Quarantine, day 26. I proposed some new rules for our game of "I'm Not Touching
Oh, THIS again...
Quarantine, day thirty. Push came to shove with one of my step-sisters...
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire...
Nicki Minaj rebooting after a firmware update...
ME: I am NOT voting for Trump! HER:
HER: I am a proud Trump supporter!!
Watch once for levitation. Rewatch as need be for prestidigitation...
Converted crossover content via our good friends at r/AlmostBooze...
Ho! Boom about! Heave down or eat caulk, me Darlin'!
Thanks! I hate it...
Too chesty for Etsy? Let's see...
To clarify: THIS is what to submit! It's source and other examples of what NOT to
'Dorable the Explorable
Writhing in agony is better than withering & dying. Ready to click?
Yeah, well, I was tired of her shit, anyway...
It's mah Cake Day, Beeyatch!
This ain't your grandfather's Frankenstein: Jeff Chapman don't build 'em like they
It's eclectic! Bewbie boobie booby!
Oh my GAWD! Did you just fart?!? My mouth was open...
Capture a shadow, dance with the wind, stand in a rainbow, begin at the end...

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