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Terrible!
Hot!
What's your sign? Seriously, what the hell did you show her?!?
Mahhh-meee SHARKED! Doot-dooh-do-dooh-do-dooh...
A bit of a stretch...
Don't flinch!
Soon...
Somewhat Full of Bash...
"If the path before you is clear, then you're probably on someone else."
Does this count? Also, how does Steve Buscemi still not know how to use a camera?
TIL roadside assistance in Europe is nothing like "Triple A"...
Have you ever seen a girl stick her tongue out to the side when she's really concentrating
Orange is the New Little Black Dress! Except that this is from a few years ago and,
Meanwhile, back in Kazakhstan...
Therrre's no need to fear...
Watch yo step! Trippin' balls!
Scarlett, your favorite subreddit is called "Almost" WHAT?
Open wide!
A smirk is a perk!
Just my five ladies and me, sharing recipes between loads of laundry outside of the
Streaks on the mirror...
Subtle...
Graphic...
This is yours!
Illuminaughty
Right Angle
Bad Guy
My Femme Fatale and Her Five Guys
The Art of Love, in the Fabulous 50s, as captured via cell phone...
Yer a wizard, Gloria!
"Strong" is the new "beautiful!"
This is 911. What's your emergency?
I get up! And nothing gets me down...
Vintage Salma Hayek. Just because...
That's not how you drin--
Epstein didn't kill himself!
Young Mimi thinks you're all PIGS!
It only seems kinky the first time...
This is how you know it was a good Thanksgiving...
Beady Eyes
You-know-what. You-know-who. You-know-why...
"Fashion" is to "yachting" as "bikini" is to "motorboating"...
First disarm her, THEN charm the pants off of her!
Yes, please, go on...
People of Nordstrom
Mon-Bell Amie!
Quarantine, day eleven, and my step-sisters are drunk - again!
Oooh! Somebody STOP me!
"Cool your tits!"
What weighs tons, has a trunk, and honks?
Croissants? Check. Eyeful Towel-Hair? Check!
Woah. Someone needs a hug...
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Two handed WITH HANDLES!
She took the Mr Clean Magic Eraser Challenge - and we all lost...
Rabid Roger Rabbit fan seeking white-hared Romeo for pattycakes and cartoon violence!
Smother us o sumptuous voluptuous succubus!
This is Amy. She's a nudist. And she arm wrestles...
A Pam Tree on the Beach

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