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Gonewanton

Wa[l]k like an Egyptian
[L]ooks like Christmas
The whole gang on a F[l]ivver...
A [L]ady and her close acquaintance
A callipygian derriere (referred to today as DAT ASS)
Some say smoking is unladylike behavior... (L)
Hidden gold
Sooo... That's Why They Were Called (F)lappers
Norma Shearer
Flash Friday
[F]airies at play
Four Dancers.
Three [L]ovelies
If you [l]ove something, set it free...
Chained
Darling, you needn't be so worried!
TIT[l]e
Do you [l]ike my... hat?
An Encounter with the Sirens
I say, it appears that an error in judgment has lead to my stumbling upon this room...
The muses return
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Jean Ackerman is......sublime....
Two girls and a little bit of rope....
I'm wanton her. (I'd like to apologize in advance for that.)
Nothing but a necklace.
Five naughty ladies
Sweetheart on the settee
Choice bit of calico
Retro rockers
Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to
Sir, having attended a talk at the Royal Society, I have set up a small apparatus
Bedpost (Illustrated)
Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar
Sir, I recently did have occasion to engage a musical quartet and observed that one
Sir, Today I did receive by Her Majesty's Mail a postcard from the Royal Society's
Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I
Happy Halloween
Sir, Lord Whortleberry returns from a parliamentary trade visit to mainland Europe,
Sir, As Winter closes in, Lady B_____ complains upon the cold and of the "rural"
Sir, The recent spate of turnips thrown upon my windows has abated, and I thought
Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and
Sir,Lady B___ has purchased a new screen for her chamber,but is most vexed upon it's
Sir,I was desirous of modern paintings that might give a sophisticated look to my
Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised
Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard
"For Queen and Country?" "For Queen and Country! Though urban legend
Sir, Wishing to engage in the hobby of "Bicycling", I request particulars
Sir,After 4 brandies reading Mr HG Wells,a thought: I might find the horse racing
Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington implores me to join him on a railway journey
Sir, I have noticed of late that it is becoming fashionable for the fairer sex to
Sir,I set maid Ida to clean the grates but am interrupted by Lady B___ returning
Sirs and Madames, It has been brought to my attention that the newer area of our
Sir, The new maid arrives. I instruct her to make a fire in the parlour. She acts
Sir, Murmurings of dissent below stairs tell of philanthropic employers in the North
Sir, maid Clara requests that she might see the Maypole dancing and May blossom at
Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in
Sir, A hot day. Lady B__ and I travel down to Brighton to take the sea air and waters.
Sir, It is no secret that Gussy Herbert has a predilection for women in hats. A Sunday

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