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And now, let the insecurities come.
I usually trim, but today I was bored...
How my boyfriend does compliments
Anyone done something similar or am I just weird? [NSFW]
If I could just remember to change the battery...
Its not the first time its happened either..
MRW I know I look hot.
MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.
When I'm feeling frisky..
PMS munchies
It even works in the summer! [NSFW]
My crush likes me back!
I am working on being more eloquent in general, but this lovely guy I'm getting to
No shave whenever or shave whenever
How to "encourage" your husband to finally wash his car.
Told my friends I went shopping for rings...
MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my
When my husband wants me to dance all sexy-like for him.
As a trans woman receiving one of those 'obligatory' disgusting PMs after commenting
MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]
[NSFW] Challenge Accepted!
We've all been there...(kinda NSFW?)
So after some rough face fucking, I threw up on my partner's dick. MRW after I started
Gravity is a bitch
crochet dong I'm working on. thought you guys would like it [NSFW-ish]
[nsfw] My bf sent me this...I think this is how he sees me
So this is the reputation I have earned among my friends... [sorry for phone quality]
Not sure where else to post this, but half of the time when I try to take nudey pics,
I never realized how weird Ren and Stimpy was. [Probably mildly NSFW]
And yes I washed my hands before I left the house.
MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!
Just had to euthanize a 6 month old puppy in severe kidney failure because the owner
A Troll in her Natural Habitat.
Going On a Date After a Dry Spell
When I take a shower on the heaviest day of my period [NSFW]
MRW people are jerks.
Do some people really not understand that vaginas actually might not all look the
MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking
Let's learn about the vagina, shall we?
MFW a man clicks his tongue at me in the street, walks too close to me and I'm all
I was a little bummed about not getting to go to St. Augustine this week but my bff
I'm not sure whether to be ashamed or proud of the issue I had this morning
I feel you, midieval bro
Troll Reviewer After My Own Heart!
I resigned from my job last week. My manager tried to shame me about it with "Quitters
soar above the drama
Wore a romper to a party for the first and last time this weekend
MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.
Trolls this is the Lazy River attraction at the water park I'm at as seen with Pokémon
I came across this penis and I just had to dress him up. I thought you ladies would
MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque
Parents
I got a new lipstick today!! Do you think it's too suggestive?
I related to this on a deep, spiritual level
When you are bored at the gyno
My husband is on a trip, I miss him and asked for a dick pic. The troll and engineer
[NSFW] Mammo-grahams
(NSFW) i learned this safe-word system a few months ago, and so far it’s been my
Made this shirt for when I get mad at the world
Send this to the next man who complains about wearing a condom