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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! [NSFW]
Reddit addicted boyfriend [first][nsfw?]
Every single time...
If I could've done it myself, I would have. Don't offer to do it FOR me (NSFW language)
About a year ago, ITAP of my anger. As the American election campaigns continue,
Waxing Rage (x-post from F7U12)
This is my gift, my curse. [possibly NSFW]
Why living with family sucks
How fitting.
Looking into a mirror and realizing you're drunk. (possible NSFW)
This bin is where I keep my gum stash. Recently my gum has been disappearing. I ask
That was my first thought as well (NSFW)
That gushing wake up call
Please tell me it's not just me having a dirty mind.
Husband tells me to clean the house on my day off because he has band practice tonight.
My boyfriend's response: "now we both have a dick in our pants!" [NSFW]
Shark Week
[NSFW] Happy (early) 4th TrollX! After a long SCOTUS/ Vagina filled week I felt this
[NSFW] HIFW I have a yeast infection
MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing
My long distance SO is coming back home in almost three weeks.
My sister sent me this selfie. Apparently my condom stash has been breached (NSFW)
Caught the bf in math class, I love this corny man. (slightly NSFW)
MRW the guy I've been seeing and I finally have sex...and it was awesome.
MR to myself after making a terrible decision to get permanent eyebrows
When my SIL tells me she's breast feeding
[NSFW] I have either just been horribly disrespectful of all you ladies or bestowed
[NSFW] I also love adult coloring books.
I'm sitting here with my top-notch humanities degree and want to do something good
I finally worked out the patten of nail breakage!
Making Filthy Brownies and my apartment smells incredible. This will be me as soon
[NSFW]Danger is my middle name
MRW my fiancé and I finally have our OWN PLACE TO OURSELVES WITH NO ROOMIES! [NSFW]
MRW my (very dramatic) female boss says not to hire any more women because they're
[NSFW] Could not stop myself from making this. Been thinking this since I saw TFA
So my friend got a random text from a stranger...[NSFW]
HIF when I trim my pubes
Ugh. This shit on my FB feed.
When you're 21 and have chronic back pain and your out of your meds.
I get packages shipped to my parents' house because it's hard to ship to my apartment,
MRW I realized my giant purple dildo was underneath the sink in the bathroom where
Goals! (NSFW)
I know for a fact yall would like this.
This took too much time, but it is a beautiful thing (NSFW)
HIFW I've been moisturizing every day for the last month. Fuck you cold, dry weather.
Bodyform are apparently super uncomfortable with the words VAGINA and VULVA so they've
All these rape jokes and sexist bullshit in these 'men's' fb groups is really upsetting
For the times when your hands are occupied but wine is necessary to function
I wish
That's one way to describe it
I thought you might enjoy this glass I found at an antique shop.
Has anyone lost their vagina?
Born again virgin
My mood right now
Funny thought on male anatomy
Justice is exciting [NSFW]
Unsolicited dick pics will be met with varying degrees of mockery (censored but probably
Socially distanced dating [NSFW]
impale your left wrist or gi tract ?
If Only They Knew

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