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How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot!
If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what
If you're reading this you're probably addicted to the internet. And by internet,
I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special
Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of
Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you
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Why don't they have a WHITE history month?? Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking
My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual.
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells
What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.
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What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day.
My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting
How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one
Osama Bn Laden Jokes in the title.
Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her
I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth.
My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though
A man purchases a kitten, which he's having trouble house breaking. What does his
Well it's like my dad always told me "When life gives ya lemons" Chances
Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did
What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry.
What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and
I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I
My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock
I don't like drive-thru's I think it's money out the window.
My house is really small until I can't find my phone.
Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up.
There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them both.
Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls
Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...
What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"? "Oh
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.
If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making
What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty.
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing

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