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Just adequate
Love her lips
A girl that looks like that? You can't count that high.
Yes it does
Give me all the details, be brutally honest.
Yes I do!
All the frat guys loved her ass!
This will take some time...
Some were bigger, some were smaller, just give me the details!
Yes please!
Yes please!
She gets off on the attention
Thankfully many.
Old Faithful
Her famous line
I wish I'd find this...
That's why she's so good at what she does.
Yes.
Yes!
Plenty
It was technically with his permission
You're going to join the club
What did they do together?
Well do you?
?
you went to a stupid sports bar
She'll always compare him with you
Always driven to succeed
She has a famously sophisticated semen palate
Overachiever
But you'll always know she misses them
They're all "just friends" now
Center of attention
Well, how many?
She probably misses him
Her first small cocked white boyfriend
You should be thankful
She learned a lot with him
You try to tell yourself it's because your dick is too big
Truth
?
Please do!
she's a star
so much to learn
work hard play hard
that explains it
Jesus Built my Hotwife
She's really glad you don't have a huge cock like her ex, honest!
You asked
You didn't know that...
Wishful thinking
She was notorious
They used to do this all the time
It was a nasty breakup
those videos got around almost as much as she did
higher standards
don't be fooled
The things she did for love
there's a reason she hasn't invited you to office parties yet
you'll figure it out