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I think of this each time...
All her exes
Yes it has
Yes please!!!
They have all seen her
Absolutely!
She had some "big" experiences
Slutty phase
Big girls need sex too
Lucky guys
Can't compete
Classic hotpast caption
So true, 100%
Yes! Maybe even more!
Believe me, I do.
Love when they get something you don't...
Yes she has
She said "it wasn't a new guy EVERY night"
Guy friends
So hard
Things are different now
She used to be an anal slut
More than a few
No...because I know she's not innocent!
You thought you wanted to know about her past
And there's been lots.
Your wife was a bit of a size queen at one point
I will.
That's why she's so good at it
Number 5
Her dirty past...
And she had a very kinky history
They all knew her before you did.
That smile at the end tells you all you need to know
At least she never goes to FL anymore, right? Right?
Modeling is hard work
She finally told you why her friends keep making jokes about "hitting the deck"
Would you like to know why?
And you love her for it
How your wife loosened up
Remember next time you see her smile at your jizz dripping down her cunt
Go ahead and ask her if you made the Top 40
She just wanted to reminisce
She misses it
Might be good to know if she thinks those things count as cheating then
Well your husband might not pass them around but
Yes I do
Usually remembered to lock the door first
You thought she modeled for art classes?
Sometimes she just needed to let her hair down
once you know
You agreed not to discuss it
She wouldn't break up with you like this though right?
Can't resist a pun
fortunately she was an expert cock milker
you know which one is your girl
They just had that sheer animal magnetism
In her raving days
insatiable ambition
A history of infidelity