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She sucks like a pro
She doesn't get this good without some serious experience...
I hope there's still a few out there...
All her firsts are in the past with other men...all I'm left with is a slutty wife.
She insisted on the four poster
My wife did always say "condoms are stupid"
How many have seen her this way?
How many did she let do that before you?
Jealous in a good way!
Believe me, I do!
If your wife had a tongue ring when you met her, you can't count high enough...
She had a thing for older guys
You know she has a wild past!
Truth.
Does she even remember them all?
Very close friends
She was a beloved stripper
Experienced
Not her first rodeo
Who doesn't?
I always do
She was the most popular girl there
Not as innocent as you thought
Truth.
Yes please
They all wanted a ride
It was just a phase
Getting harder if she tells about her past
She was a slut at work when you met her
"I love you anyway"
She lied...about both!
The whole team...
The right answer.
some guys have all the luck
she thought you were marriage material
Birthday girl
It was just a first date
But she won't tell you why.
You'll probably never fuck as much as they did
After seeing her ex in the gym
Honeymoon in Aruba
If it was just an audition maybe they should have used a condom?
They all dated her before you did
who said romance is dead
Don't ask her about Mardi Gras. That's weird.
good times
She actually found 3 "boyfriends" that night just to be sure
How long has she even had the piercing?
nobody knows
Employee of the year
they were so in love
close call
Why doesn't she invite you to the office parties?
but no one seems to mind
slutty memories keep her motivated
life's funny like that
she was responsible
accidental porn star
Anyone she dated for more than 3 weeks counts as an "ex"

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