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Maybe he'd ask her out after the session was over. [hypnosis] [flashing]
She really enjoyed getting into character - it added spice to the bedroom. [blowjob]
He got lucky in more than one way. [implied]
Yes, it's important to be interested in your partner's hobbies, but there's a limit.
They knew exactly what they were doing... [nude beach] [teasing]
Sports can bring out the pettiness in people. [blowjob] [girlfriend] [lost bet] [superbowl]
My word is my bond. [implied] [friend]
First impressions are important. [implied blowjob]
How I wish girls had talked to me... [flirt] [wholesome]
Coincidence? I think not. [implied blowjob]
Sometimes lying isn't a deal-breaker. [implied sex]
Inquiring minds want to know! [FFM]
She liked your looks a little too much... [implied]
When your girlfriend isn't jealous. [implied threesome] [girlfriend]
It's important to ask for consent! But it's also important to not look a gift horse
With the shutdown, cookie sales are down. What to do? [double blowjob] [humour]
Thank God for assertive girls, or I'd never have gotten laid. [implied sex]
It's become a game at this point. [lesbian] [implied sex] [open marriage]
The original game meant for sex. [blowjob]
Private health care has to count for something, right? [topless] [implied]
Meeting with your approval. [facial] [confident]
The threesome experiment was a success. [FFM]
Tired of waiting for him to make a move? [implied] [wholesome]
Sometimes you hear the words but the meaning doesn't sink in until later. [naked]
People's sex lives reveal a lot about them. [sub] [naked]
You wouldn't want to come across as inexperienced, right? [friend] [implied blowjob]
Important discussions to have before a threesome. [implied FFM] [implied anal]
Cancel all your plans! [implied threesome]
Living dangerously. [implied sex] [naked] [exhibitionism]
How to win a man in 2 easy steps. [anal]
FYI. [flashing] [implied]
You'll show her a whole new world, all right. [naked] [implied] [hallowe'en]
Trick or treat carries a different meaning when you're older. [blowjob] [naked] [humour]
She was tired of your bragging. [blowjob]
Finding shared interests is important when you're living with someone. [lesbian]
I hope you feel better soon. [facial] [naked]
Take a minute and realize how lucky you are today. [anal] [naked] [thanksgiving]
It's good to be a gentleman. But not TOO gentle. [naked] [implied]
The proof is in the, um, pudding. [facial]
It's nice to be popular. [cum] [naked] [MF sex]
Math majors make fun girlfriends. [implied MF sex] [implied FFFM] [schoolgirls]
The original form of porn. [implied sex]
Some principles are non-negotiable. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
What a brat! [implied MF]
Life is about discovering new things about yourself. [blowjob]
Who will win? [group] [naked] [implied FFM]
Exercise is good! [implied]
The outfit makes the woman. [naked] [humour]
Her birthday is coming up, hint hint. [naked] [implied]
She wanted you desperately. [implied]
How thoughtful. [naked] [implied]
Wanna bet? [implied blowjob] [bet]
Stop obsessing over your size. Seriously. [naked] [implied blowjob] [wholesome]
Meditation with friends can be fun. [implied cunnilingus]
Some people are more gifted than others. [MF cunnilingus]
Get off Reddit and get some exercise! [MF sex] [humour]
I hope you have a good day! [implied] [wholesome]
Any place if a good place
The early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets laid. [naked] [implied]
An underrated feature. [implied blowjob]

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