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He didn't mind shopping with his girlfriend at all. [girlfriend] [flashing] [cute]
I'm a bit of a slow learner; I often need to be taught two or three times before
It's healthy to have a little competition now and then.
Stress really builds up during the workday. [sex] [office]
That's a great question... [flirt] [wholesome]
So much for getting dressed... [implied]
When you're good, you're GOOD. [implied threesome]
Getting a good night's sleep can do wonders for you! [implied sex]
One advantage of social distancing: it's easier than ever to fulfill your bucket
Gotta follow the rules! [babysitter] [sex] [FFM]
That suggestion you made once that she seemed to ignore? She heard you, trust me.
The most important thing about being an entrepreneur is to keep trying. [babysitter]
Some things are easier said than done. Others are the opposite. [implied] [exhibitionism]
If God wanted us to be naked, why did He invent lingerie? [wholesome]
Good morning, sunshine! [implied]
She was spellbound by him. [blowjob]
She was thrilled you'd broken up. [anal]
You have just one job to do. [blowjob] [naked] [mild femdom]
Being predictable can be a good thing in a marriage. [FFM]
Wouldn't you love to hear the story? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Education today is very different than when I was in school! [teacher] [naked] [implied]
You've got options. [naked] [shower] [implied]
Turnabout is fair play. [MF sex] [mild femdom]
Sharing secrets can be fun! [implied spanking]
Normally I hate camping. [naked] [implied sex]
She was doing both of you a favour. [implied threesome] [implied sex] [naked] [virgin]
Being good with computers pays off. [naked] [implied]
There was just one rule. [FFM]
New personal best. [implied sex] [naked]
They loved working together like this - it always got quite the reaction. [group]
It was a game of chicken, and neither was willing to back down. [dare] [blowjob]
Make me purr. [naked] [implied] [hallowe'en]
Depression can be hard to overcome. [naked] [friend] [implied]
Always get it in writing BEFORE you agree to it... [schoolgirl] [sex] [innocent]
The epilogue to Legend of Zelda that got cut from the game. [parody] [blowjob]
You're hired! [blowjob] [facial] [group]
Sometimes roleplaying an event can help you deal with it. [schoolgirl] [roleplay]
Looking after her squadmates. [blowjob] [group] [cheerleaders]
A thoughtful gift always blows away money. [double blowjob] [christmas] [humour]
Being the only guy in the office can be a drag. CAN be. [blowjob] [group] [office]
In the end, it's the thought that counts. [implied threesome] [naked] [group] [christmas]
The highest compliment? [facial]
Cooking together can be surprisingly romantic. [implied blowjob]
Rinse and repeat. [group] [naked] [implied]
My lips are sealed! [naked] [implied]
It's good to date a cheerleader. [naked] [group] [implied]
How sad. [group] [naked] [implied MF anal]
Some couples just have chemistry. [MF sex] [cum]
Sometimes it's okay not to make sense. [naked] [implied sex] [revenge]
Everybody needs some cheering up sometimes. [facial] [girlffriend]
The perfect outfit takes planning. [implied] [classmate]
You're a winner! [implied sex]
Sometimes it's good to force your kids to take extracurriculars. [naked] [implied]
Positive reinforcement. [naked] [group] [implied MF]
A generous soul. [naked] [implied] [not sure how to describe this one]
Better than a lullaby! [naked] [implied sex]
Schoolgirls are so sheltered, aren't they? [schoolgirl] [implied]
Suddenly my schedule is totally free! [naked] [implied]
You say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing... [FFM] [cum] [implied] [naked]
It's nice when things just work out. [implied threesome]