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The offer was too good to refuse. [schoolgirls] [double blowjob] [deal]
A gentleman always offers to take the couch... [implied] [invitation] ['sleep']
She just needed one itsy, bitsy, teeny tiny favour... [begging] [friend] [implied]
Boy, it's a good thing you're attractive because boy, you ain't smart. [blowjob]
Promises were made... [implied FFM]
How do you deal with a nosy roommate? [implied threesome]
The office was VERY popular with salesmen. [implied blowjob]
She had a lot of ideas for when she had a boyfriend. She just needed one first. [implied]
Reason #3 why you should buy a king-sized bed. [implied foursome]
Some people just aren't very good at playing games. [humour] [implied]
The kind of girls most likely to agree to a threesome are also the most likely to
It's good to have a bossy wife. [wife] [FFM]
Breakups are complicated. [ex] [implied sex]
Apparently you're pretty gifted... [facial]
Quarantines put a strain on relationships, so put an extra effort into reaching out
I don't think she was playing to win... [lost bet] [implied]
There's a certain bedroom etiquette to follow, guys. [facial]
She was overqualified. [babysitter] [implied]
There are times you can impress her with your wit, and times you should shut up.
How could they get their boyfriends interested in exercise? Think, think, think.
When rent is as high as it is, you find ways to make it cheaper. [implied foursome]
It's important to surprise your partner now and then to keep things fresh. [group]
You make do with what you have. [implied threesome] [group] [naked]
Fangirls are the best. [parody] [flashing] [cosplay] [naked] [roleplay] [implied]
She aimed to impress. [blowjob]
Marking her territory. [blowjob] [public] [exhibitionism] [revenge]
What's a harem to do when their master is out? [lesbian] [humour] [group]
Fun in the kitchen [Food] [multiple intercourses]
God bless athlete's superstitions! [naked] [implied sex]
Admit it: you know what went on behind the scenes at Hogwarts. [naked] [implied blowjob]
It's going to be a long night! [naked] [implied]
She wasn't just willing to indulge you, she was an active participant. [cheerleader]
There's something satisfying about getting messy. [implied sex]
The family toy. [lesbian] [femdom] [maid] [dom/sub] [humour]
People always do best with incentives. [naked] [group] [implied]
You should always communicate clearly what your expectations are... [schoolgirl]
Frenemies are worth having sometimes. [naked] [implied anal]
Sweet dreams! [implied]
You can answer with words or actions. [naked] [implied spanking]
What her mother doesn't know won't hurt her. [blowjob]
What's on YOUR bucket list? [implied public] [naked]
She had a good sales pitch. [implied foursome]
Why would anyone agree to a deal like...oh. [naked] [implied threesome] [classmates]
Confessions can be good for the soul. [wholesome]
You never know when you'll make your fondest memories. [cum]
I know what I want for my birthday! [naked] [implied] [MF]
How do you propose a threesome to your partner? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Decisions, decisions... [group] [naked] [implied]
If you're going to dress up, be accurate. [naked] [cosplay]
Netflix and Chill can be misleading. [implied threesome] [humour]
When you can only think of one thing. [implied sex]
There are wedding presents, and then there are wedding presents. [implied lesbian]
They really wanted to play. [implied] [bet]
A bet is a bet. [bet] [implied cunnilingus]
The secret of really great sex: communication. [MF sex]
Things they don't teach you in Starfleet Academy. [facial] [naked] [parody]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? [implied threesome]
What's the definition of irony? [MF sex] [schoolgirl] [humour]
Efficiency is sexy, too. [implied]
How to know you're doing well. [MF sex]

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