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The hotel receptionist was shapely, petite, and very interested. [seduction] [implied]
The date was going well... [smile] [implied] [direct]
Anything she can do, I can do better [nanny] [implied] [job interview]
There are rules to follow, you know. [schoolgirl] [lesbian] [domme]
The maid of honour wanted to give a special gift. [flashing] [exhibitionism] [with
Best case scenario? [exhibitionism]
It's important to be clear when you're hinting... [implied threesome]
Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land in the stars... [implied] [truth
When you get the chance of a lifetime, you rise to the occasion. [facial] [implied
Tired of waiting for him to propose? Here's a solution! [implied foursome]
Time to clock out early. [implied threesome] [girlfriend]
There's a fine line between trying to break up a couple and letting someone know
Ever wonder why women enjoy blowjobs? [facial]
To ask the question is to know the answer. [implied threesome]
She was a good girl, after all. [schoolgirl, sort of] [blowjob]
Payment for services rendered? [babysitter] [implied]
When you're good, giving and game, but have low self esteem. [implied blowjob] [implied
It's hard to be annoyed at her. [blowjob]
Lesbians are just like regular people! With a few small exceptions. [lesbian] [threesome]
It wouldn't hurt to send them a gift basket this Christmas... [naked] [implied] [wife]
Who do you turn to when you've got a question about sex? Your friends, of course!
Every job has its perks... [maid] [blowjob]
Captain Marvel: strong, confident, horny. [parody] [implied] [spreading]
Aim to be the best boyfriend or girlfriend you can be, and your SO will return the
In the porn universe this is how every sleepover ends. [group] [naked]
A party for two. [implied]
How thoughtful of her! [naked] [implied MF]
No matter how many partners you have, the first time with one is special. [first
Ok, seems to be the only correct answer
Those first heady days of a relationship are such a rush. [sex] [wholesome]
Keeping your options open. [implied]
Don't be shy. [naked] [skinnydipping]
She was eager to win. [blowjob] [schoolgirl]
What's a babysitter to do when things don't go the way she expected? [implied]
Best friend, professional co-worker, incorrigible joker. [FFM]
Your girlfriend was into head games. [cheerleaders] [implied FFM] [implied sex] [naked]
Maid servicing. [blowjob] [maid]
A fair objection. [blowjob]
It's going to be a hard week. Not a bad one, though. [exhibitionism] [naked] [group]
Fair's fair. [FFM]
Word spreads almost as fast as their legs. [group] [implied threesome+] [naked]
You're a bad influence... [naked] [facial]
How to get your boyfriend to come over. [naked] [mast] [implied blowjob]
One person's trash is another person's treasure. [implied blowjob] [size]
Who's hungry? [implied threesome] [naked]
When your girlfriend has a high sex drive. [cum] [naked] [implied MF sex] [piercings]
She never liked your ex... [naked] [implied blowjob]
Boy, she moves fast. [implied FFM] [naked] [babysitter]
Sometimes there can be good reasons not to move in with your SO. [implied foursome]
It's hard to find good help. [blowjob] [threesome] [babysitter]
How to deal with an insecure boyfriend? [anal] [humour] [don't do this at home, kids]
She was a bad influence. [classmate] [MF sex]
Your big sister's sleepovers were the highlight of your youth. [naked] [group] [implied
The oldest magic of all. [naked] [fantasy]
She was a screamer...and proud of it. [implied MF] [naked]
The beginning of something beautiful. [implied FFM] [group] [naked]
Life goals. [naked] [implied sex] [wholesome]
Yes, guys, this is exactly what happens at sleepovers. Really. Would I lie to you?
Darn it, there you go making promises again... [naked] [group] [implied sex]
What's on your bucket list? [implied public]